reshufflethislove

This is me in case you can't recognize.

Monday, March 26, 2012 7:13 AM

This guy fucking looks like Xinhao wtf.

First time see Irene smile until like this LOL.

Wtf mashimaro.

Wtf am I wearing. Wtf my hair so frizzy and my nostrils are clean, you don't need to search for nose shit.

Just got an ear piercing not long ago but wtf it's still hurting now when I touch it :@

LOLOL

Wtf.

Yes wtf.

What was I thinking wtf.

K very cute bye

Sunday, March 25, 2012 9:09 AM

Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:58 PM

These few days I think I'm quite lucky leh.
If you follow me on twitter, you'd have seen that I've tweeted a lot about eye candies (AND FOOD LOL)
I was influenced by the food tweets I'm sorry, it wasn't intentional~

Yeah now you know my timeline has a person that's so enthusiastic about food wtf.

Anyway back to eye candies!!
I remember that person sang "One Thing", a One Direction song while walking past me.
Another one smiled so sweetly at me wtf wtf wtf /spasm.
Plus a lot of them smelled nice. Hehe, have I told you before that I have a scent fetish?
I fucking love GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE THAT SMELL NICE. Yeah.
Every time a good looking person walks past me (if I'm taking note),
I'd take a deep breath to catch that "AIR" that they leave behind. You know? Haha, just to see whether they smell good or not.
If they smell nice, I'd :D
If they smell bad, I'd -.- GET THE FUCK BACK TO MUSTAFA.

But yeah I don't want to focus too much on looks because APPEARANCES are subjective!
If you lower your standards, good looking people are basically everywhere. Right? LOL.

Le sexy Steven Lim ^^

But I really pity him. He has to degrade himself so much just to gain popularity, receive attention from people.
But he enjoys it lor so ok lor I respect (fuck I hate this word) it.
Whether it's negative or positive attention, it's still attention anyway. AND he earns money from it. Lol.
Even when people hurl negative comments (i.e. crazy, disgusting, ah gua) at him, he tanks it strongly! Haha.

(No I did not make this meme, I just grabbed it. DO NOT PENALIZE ME FOR THAT GRAMMAR MISTAKE)

I don't get why people judge him leh.
Being a hater might bring some impact to the one you're hating on but remember leh, he doesn't live his life to impress you.
He doesn't have to stop doing what he loves to do to fit into the society. So STOP telling him to STOP DOING CRAZY STUNTS.
But ok la he is too overboard alr for a lot of people. But still I like him because he is himself. Lol.

I secretly think that haters are insecure too. Haha.
Because they won't DARE to do such crazy shit like Steven Lim.
NEVER in their life because they wna remain socially acceptable ;)

Ok I digress too much into Steven Lim already, back to eyecandies!
Sometimes I think I should start changing too....
I just wanna have flings, wink at every good looking people I see.
I wanna be a commitment phobe so I wouldn't get hurt. But that's kinda selfish....

I quote what I've read ah:
"Sex is a game whereby everyone goes home with a prize, no one goes home a loser. And, LOVE is the game that is really hard to win."
Wrong? I think it's quite accurate leh, depending on how you look at it lor.
Having flings, casual sex is actually a WIN-WIN situation. You get satisfied, you gain a sex buddy.
No true feelings are poured during that act because you're just overwhelmed by lust.
Whereas in a REALationship, you might leave yourself vulnerable to love.

But I am contradictory. KINDA. Cause I'm quite confused too.
I still believe sex gives that good sensation but romance is way more fucking awesome than that.
If both parties are willing to get into a REALationship, I'd work hard to develop that bond too!
Once caught in love, I'm indefinitely loyal. (And I cannot get why people cheat, lie in a realationship wtf)

If you wanna make me love you, you can cook for me or buy me food!
Feed me at regular intervals and I'll be attracted to you already haha.
NO, YOU DONT SEND ME SOME RANDOM FOOD AND ASK ME TO PRINT OUT AND EAT.

Thursday, March 8, 2012 7:53 AM

March IT fair @ Suntec expo 8MAR-11MAR

Backtrack abit to this job's interview part first.
This is important. Lol ok this is not, but it's ridiculous.
Those that were interviewing for this job took turns to present in front of everyone.
I cannot tank myself ah totally stutter + stand there like retard during my turn because I didnt really prepared anyth to talk about
whereas the others talked about the phone specifications, butter fingers, applications, features and whatsoever lah.
THE E-MAIL THIS COMPANY SENT US CLEARLY TOLD US TO PREPARE BUT I DIDN'T.
I did REAL badly. LOL Xuewen can vouch for that.......
But still, with a itsy bitsy tiny winy bit of luck, I got selected to be their promoter.
Maybe because of my clumsiness, maybe cause I very cute. Maybe because I have big eyes.
P/s: I dropped my iphone and made everyone laugh during MY presentation. Paiseh much? LOL.

FIRST DAY.
I was alone lor since Xuewen pangseh me, nabei.
I wandered around searching for familiar faces when I reached Suntec hall then I saw YenLoong. Now I know his name la but on the first day no.
Then we looked for others tgt lor.... then BAM! FOUND!
It was damn awkward la they all look like they know each other, but actually they don't know.
As usual, I cannot be bothered interacting with people in the morning so I stood there and played "Draw Something" like an autism kid.

This is Jiale.
I rmb Jiale sold 0 units that day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Didn't really talk to anyone on the first day... but still I felt that they were generally nice leh!

Walked with them together to the MRT then I saw Amanda!
Ok la in actual fact, she saw me then she walked faster to confirm if I was Nicholas by poking me LOLOL.
Cause she was there with Yanlin to find me for work! BUT MY HANDPHONE NO BATTERY SO I HAD NO CLUE THEY WERE THERE.
So by sheer luck we bumped into each other while walking to the MRT.
Then through her, I met up with YL. Then we walked to the MRT while laughing like crazy as always.
Ok that's the end for first day.

SECOND DAY.
What happened ah I forget liao.

But ah what I can say is..... Alex, who's my boss very got the aura you know. Lol.
He is the AI MAI, MAI SUA kind. I fucking like his attitude!

THIRD DAY
I was late today. Woah like finally I was late because I was on time for the other days!
This is the only day that I had my fringe up too. Lol.
Fucking Kenny and Shihao walked past my booth but never come visit me just because I had a customer :@

Anyway, I KEEP GIVING DISCOUNTS THAT WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN LOLOL.
Because aiya I see they keep beg like a kelian so I give lor.

Then there's also this fat woman damn pms.
I wan write abit thing on the table because other place no space already only she chase me away.
Some more hor I asked NICELY leh but still she kpkb me. 我不喜欢她.
I actually wanted to take a photo of her on the last day like very blatantly lah, unlike my Malaysia post that style de.
BUT SHE DIDN'T COME FOR WORK ON THE LAST DAY -.-

Slacking at the back with Amelia talking about things.
LOL. Ok la I admit I never really work very hard.
I was just lazing around.... Jiongyang keep asking me to stop lepaking and chiong sales but.... HAHA.

Lepak, playing with the all in one touchscreen desktop.

Sitting down waiting for debrief. Thats why look so happy LOL

LAST DAY.
Early morning Alex scold me stupid Nicholas! (In a super funny way la haha)
LOL because I gave a lot of discounts that weren't supposed to be given at all.

Thats why I was wondering WHY people don't want to buy from me, you know?
I was giving the BEST deal seriously. Customers think I liar meh -_-!!

LOL anyway, my total sales were the lowest as expected! HAHA.
4 days, total revenue made for the company, 12k. Wtf that's like 3 laptops each day only.
I don't know if it's my problem or what leh. The bangladeshie don't want to buy from me one.
Then I saw 3 customers that I've served walk back and bought the XPS 13, 14z but never buy from me T_T
I saw them approaching the permanent staffs! The china guy and the china looking singaporean guy!

There were some promoters that I didn't talk to leh. Ok lor few lines throughout the 4 days.
I abit regretful now ah since I could've made friends with them too! Like WeiLiang, cause he looks like a nice guy!
BUT OI WHY THEY NO INITIATE TALK TO ME FIRST, I VERY SCARY AH.
I also wanted to make friends with the guy from the grey tshirt dell booth, that called me
to serve the Indian holding the laptop about the warranty thing through a very funny way one but I didn't! Haiyo.

So my 4 days of IT fair work ended with this group picture.
They went to have supper together but I didn't join them because Shihao, Lowell & Yanlin was there to help me carry laptop.

I had quite a lot of fun, at least nobody stole my customers directly like how Isabel did!
Didn't earn much money but at least I made new friends! ^^

Thursday, March 1, 2012 7:30 AM

There's this game called 9 truths 1 lie.
I’m going to tell you 10 facts about myself which are elaborated.
Yep as the name suggests, 9 would be truths and 1 would be a lie.

1. I am superficial, but yet not that superficial.
As much as I've been saying that I don't mind how ugly the person looks as long as I like his/her personality,
I'd honestly run away and feel repulsed if you want me to get undressed and be intimate with you.
You can't ask me to kiss/hug/lie on someone that looks very disgusting.
I CAN'T DO IT. Or should I say I FUCKING REFUSE TO DO IT. Like walau eh how to do it with you when you so ugly? :/
Honestly I'd rather die than be forced to do so.
I guess deep down in my heart, appearance still matters.
Yes you'd have to be at least decent looking. I don't care whether your figure is good or not. As long as your face is ugly, you're out.

2. I feel that 2 girls making out are hot.
No it's not weird. I love it! Not to mention 2 guys making out too.

3. I don't really like people except my lover to touch my hair and face.
Yes I know I got dandruff nobody want will want to touch my hair de. But now you know I don't like.
Yes I know I got oily face nobody will want to touch my face de. But now you know I don't like it.

4. I have been in a relationship thrice.
All three were failures.

5. I am not picky about food.
I just don't know what to eat. Lol.

6. I am happy now.
Ya very fantastic and elastic wahaha :D

7. I don't usually give praises but these are praises I give, with different meanings.
If I say that you're handsome/pretty, NO I HAVE NOT TAKEN A FANCY TO YOU. But you ARE indeed good looking.
If I had said to you before that you're cute, I am actually interested in you. Kinda.

8. I never had sex before.
But I've undressed and have done intimate stuffs with my ex before.
I'm 18 and legal already, you cannot judge me! Ok you can but still, I'm legal to do that!! Nothing wrong!

9. I hate waiting for people outdoors.
Which is why most of the time, I'm late.
Singapore's weather very hot lah.
Very annoying to stand there like a retard also cause most of the time nowhere to sit.

10. I lied.
Lied for that very question regarding my previous relationship that most friends have asked.
Not because I don't want to be honest. But it's hard to say it out from my mouth. Lol.
What you've guessed for what you've suspected is correct. Now keep it to yourself!

Every fact I've listed sounds like a lie, right? But seriously there's only one which is truly a lie haha.
Which one do you think is a lie? :)
I'm not going to reveal anything! I think most people would guess the wrong one. LOL.

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