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2012-02-01T07:00:00.006+08:00

Do you believe? Hehehe I believe I'll find my true love someday.
Maybe it's right infront of me alrd, waiting for me to catch it/be caught. Hehe.

This applies to me! Haha can't sleep well without hugging a bolster now.

My forfeit. Imitating a sexy model's pose.

Erm random youtube advertisement with different levels of Kenny.
This game is called urban rivals if I'm not wrong.....

Trying to act cute like a young kid again wtf wrong with me

Wink wink wink.
Abit fail leh but whatever la aiya. You want you laugh lor.

Haha random shit.

Sometimes when you lie, even the stupid iphone auto correct knows you're lying. Heh.

Increase metabolism, slim down, and get tanned!
Hehe I really feel like going for an indoor tanning soon.
Maybe if I get darker, love will easily find me. I'm too white for people's liking.

Totally heart melt lor. Haha this person is so irritatingly cute like me :p
Why ah, why am I so cute ah? Haha!

2012-01-31T02:57:00.001+08:00

2012-01-26T03:17:00.002+08:00

Wrote a longass post at the start of January but I don't intend to publish it LOL cause I think it's too personal.
I think I don't have that personal touch when I'm typing a blog entry.
It's like after reading, you STILL don't learn much about me.
But because I know there people are viewing this blog, I can't type every single thought here.
Nobody should know everything about me! I'm a mystery! LOLOL.

But what I can tell everyone is that I'm quite happy with my life now. Awesome is coming my way.

2012-01-22T20:46:00.001+08:00

Today is my birthday!!
I'm typing this cause everyone's having their reunion dinner while I'm rotting at home.
Reunion dinner mostly all very sian and awkward one when eating together cause of age gap I know I know!
So you'd rather hang out with me, right? RIGHT!! THIS IS NOT SELF CONSOLATION HOR, THIS IS THE TRUTH.
Ok la even if we did meet up and go out,
NO FUCKING PLACE IN SG WOULD BE OPEN CAUSE IT'S CHINESE NEW YEAR'S EVE! :@

K enough of whining! I celebrated my bday a day earlier hohoho!
Thanks for the wishes, presents, cake, rubbing cake on my face.
Had quite a lot of fun with all of them!
Although the bonding abit fail ah I will elaborate why later....

For now, here's a kiss from Lowell!

K in EARLIEST TO LATEST ORDER KK.
Lowell Evan Wanting Mary Yanlin Irene Javan Kenny Gideon Shihao
Ah Kenneth didn't come cause of reasons but it's alright!! Next bday or smth. =D

Till now I still don't have time to open my presents cause I'm at my ahma's house hahaha.
Mystery woohoo!

I think hor we really rush until siao just for JAVAN KENNY GIDEON SHIHAO NO JOKE
Cause they watch movie before. So they just wnna play game!
Hahaha thanks ah to the rest for suffering with me! Sorry for making you guys watch the movie at the first row.
Cause bo bian ah like that the plans would flow more easier... if not you think ah if we watch at 6:25pm.... how?! LOL!
Heng we caught the one at 3;40pm wor!
This WE NOT NAUGHTY movie is..... ok la not bad. Stay positive! Hahaha.
There's always a bad side to a good thing.
There's always a good side to a bad thing.
For example when you dislocate your leg, it's a bad thing.
But look on the bright side, your leg isn't going to get amputated!
K NOT FUNNY NEXT PARAGRAPH PLS.

Then aft movie was xbox kinect.

Hehe Irene and Shihao WOOHOO. Best sports couple award give them plox~
Stand together so happy alr wa even I feel the bliss within the picture.

The bunny game also damn fun. K MOST FUN FOR ME CAUSE I WON! I WON! HAHAHA WINNER!
BAI WAN DA YING JIA, YING JIA!
Oh ya they play till damn aggro wtf keep fall down/pull each other away from the screen.

K this is how you confirm your position infront of Kinect. (Have to raise your hands)
WHY DOES IT LOOK SO FUNNY LOL

Expressionless Mary

Still no facial expression..

WTF Y U NO SMILE. WANTING ALSO NV SMILE!

Wtf here also wanting no smile. I bet Mary is still not smiling also. OMG WHATS WRONG WITH THEM

Please learn how to smile from YL.

Or if you dowan YL's exaggerated smile, you can learn from Lowell.

Here's one more smile.... a candid one.

Or a posed one...

LOL BEST IS LEARN FROM THEM AH.

Doing forfeit... make fish mouth face for 10seconds.
HAHAHA TOO BAD NO PHOTOS OF KENNY DOING FORFEIT.
He is damn pro at forfeits lor I think he do till xiguan alr!
Super model pose, scratch like ants are climbing on his body.... and smth else I can't rmb!

They went for dinner while I headed home for my reunion dinner cause it was a day earlier.

CB EVAN ASK YOU BOND YOU USE PHONE.
SAME GOES TO MARY AND WANTING!! Confirm keep use phone one!! Threesome ah you 3.
Disappointed!!

K so yep I went for reunion dinner.
YES EVERYTHING HAPPENED ON THE SAME DAY. NB! FUUUUUUU! RUSH LIKE MAD.
Ok la at least I ate lots of prawns and cuttlefish ^^.
Why can't it be on 22nd jan though?! So I can get hongbaos from everyone LOL.
IS THIS A CONSPIRACY FOR THEM TO SAVE MONEY?!
K my grandmother just farted infront of my while I was typing previous line wtf FML

I had fun, hope everyone did too although the bonding was abit fail ah cause the group's too big.
But I can't do anything also if they want to use phone dowan talk. Haiyo.
I tried... sorry! And thank you all for coming, making an effort to bond if you did try to talk to each other!
Let's hope the next time, we can get closer at another gathering! Hehehe!

2012-01-17T23:16:00.010+08:00

Update with misc pictures.
CNY is coming hope I win lotsa money for blackjack. Not just me, all of you too. ^^

Pink panty for CNY blackjack! Hehe.

Just woke up trying to act cool with uneven eyes.

As usual, doing the opposite. I love to oppose. Haha.

Xuewen eating my head omfg nooooo.

Acting cute after trying to eat me wtf no shame.

K tired alr. LOL

Sweet dreams!

What in the world am I doing.....?

Wah I look very shuai here.

Smiling at phone, no idea why.

Yanlin's mother. She is sexy, young, hot and filled with passion.

Kenny's brother! Hahaha uncanny resemblance.... but Kenny's gunna deny it again. OR SAY HE MORE HANDSOME.

Acting cute with Shihao wtf am I doing... OK MORE LIKE WTF IS HE DOING LOL. Zoom into his face NOW.

Another...

Even with ornaments LOLOL

True love. I'm really jealous of them.

Mini Evan

Bumped into Steven Lim at Cineleisure.
Yanlin forced me to take a picture with him. Lol okay la he is quite polite anyway.

Bleaching my hair.. now I'm a blonde. Okay not really blonde, gold. Lol.

I really want to take a picture like this but where to find such background/pretty room? T_T
Speaking of that, MY ROOM IS A MESS.

Laughing at this picture like mad cause it's Felicia acting cute omg LOL nv see before.

Nowadays got a lot of people very good looking sia.. so I'll be like this.

Then I'll be like this because I've abstained from kissing for a very long time alr... LOL.
Alright everyone reading this, stay happy~ ^-^

2012-01-08T21:24:00.004+08:00

Please let my results be decent when it releases later! (I think I will do decent, hope it's true)
If it is, thank you.
By you, I mean you. Cause you were the one that encouraged me for O's. Really thankful for that. ^^
You gave me motivation to strive cause I didn't want to disappoint you.
My goal to be happy will definitely be easier after this hurdle!
Life was good from the start of 1st January till now
Please let it remain this way =)

2012-01-07T18:54:00.003+08:00

Cooking at my house w/ Kenny Shihao jAVAN
Lazy retype his name. LOL forget it la looks more cool anyw.

Beehoon. (Worst dish cause it's tasteless HAHAHA)

Beansprout

Omelet

I call this the Kenny Shihao Javan Nicholas soup cause idk how to describe it.
It's just us putting things we wanna eat into the chicken broth.

Luncheon meat + potato with tomato sauce~
Anything with luncheon meat tastes nice because luncheon meat rocks!

End product all together! Oi whose hand?!
(Black pepper chicken don't have solo shot even though it was the best dish cuz the picture blur kk)

Everything was yummy hehehe cooked by CHEF SHIHAO.
I think the rest just helped to prepare the ingredients only..

The black pepper chicken was of course the most amazing one la cause the chicken was very disgusting
when we were handling it raw.... BUT EH CAN COOK TILL SO YUMMY!

In the process of cooking hor I broke a glass bottle, dad cleaned it up.
Me and Javan cut our fingers while peeling potato..... walao eh -.-"

Time passed damn fast while we were cooking lol. Spent about 2 hours.
4 people 8 hands 2 hours woah thats a long time.

Gideon came to kope our food..... as always.... without helping!! LOL ok la help abit. F3.

Potatoes and beehoon lying around. Woohoo happy freedom.

This home-cooked meal was super well-done lor no joke. Everything is edible leh!

K then we cleaned everything up till spick and span you mei you.
Wa you know how many plate/bowls were used? Power....
Kenny very kind hehe cause he washed the dishes.

THIS SHIHAO VERY POWERFUL THROW THE BEEHOON IN THE BATHROOM THEN MAKE ME CLEAR UP
Where can leave beehoon flying around inside there! Zhen shi de....

Supper.
Can you guess what's this? K tell you la, yellow watermelon!

Played fireboy & watergirl (clickable) with Javan! Took us 2 hour to complete the game this 2-player game.
That picture is the proof of us clearing the game! (Gem was grey before clearing kk. Clear le gem got colour)
Damn fun la hahaha we keep dying cause of stupid mistakes.
There's also fireboy&watergirl 2, 3, 4, 5 who want play?

Then there was this game called Tarzan brothers... LOL.
I dunno how to explain.. it's just damn stupid la. Clear one level very dulan alr HAHA
Heng we shut down comp nv play prince & princess elope.

Kenny's tissue. Up for sale, anyone want buy?
Super happy that I didn't wake up with flu cause he was sneezing the whole day haha.
My back nearly broke when he tried searching for the tissue box while climbing on me fml T_T

No photos taken with them sia, we play till forget liao.
Hahaha we shud be camwhoring with the webcam leh!
Should've taken pictures during the cooking process also cuz this blogpost very picture deprived.
I have one video on phone but it's just Kenny lying there with a peaceful face.
Anyone interested?

I FLYING KICKED THEM OUT AT 7AM IN THE MORNING WHEN I WANTED TO SLEEP. (FIERCE)

2012-01-01T07:50:00.000+08:00

Act cute award me pls. LOLOL my 14 year old self has awaken!
K look more hor I don't usually act cute to this extent de.

2011-12-31T23:11:00.001+08:00

Shall end my 2011 December archive with a happy one on top instead of the one below!
Christmas gift exchange!
I actually finished blogging on the day itself but yeah I'm releasing it now haha, so the post is quite detailed imo.

Woke up around 11am despite sleeping for few hours only, praise me!
So hurriedly prepared lo. It was potluck so yep, everyone bought something edible!
I woke up so early only to prepare food.
My father was at home so he want to act cute play in the kitchen with me.
Make my beehoon chaotah.... then I had to salvage it. Lol.

End product was decent ba..... but salty.

Xuewen bought fruit salad. I loved this the most hehe sweet fruits~

Mary bought pasta! Who's hand ah so irritating.

Yanlin bought sandwich.
Jiamin bought chips.
Evan bought bottled drinks for us
Irene bought inedible food like burnt hotdogs & nuggets cooked by her maid =.=
Shujuan bought snacks heheh.

So yep.... then we waited for Shujuan's arrival.... didn't know she was coming haha.
FINALLY we could exchange gifts omfg omfg omfg =D
Don't really like my gift but I'm not blaming!
What can I expect of cos of my fucking suay luck in December? xD

Here are all the gathered gifts! Before & after unwrapping.
Yanlin's gift - Mask
Mary's gift - Cute photo frame. (I wanted this damn bad cos it's so cute la haha)
Irene's gift - Shades
Jiamin's gift - Logcake (Towel) + Mickey mouse mug!
Xuewen's gift - Cupcake shampoo
My gift - Red watch (Got reflective numbers that can't be see when you are far away hehe)
Evan's gift - Music box
Lowell's gift - Speaker ($60 gift omg if I kena this also not bad)
Shujuan's gift - Toilet bowl (Cup)

Ok here's my gift plus my unsatisfied face! Music box bought by Evan!
Need to turn then got sound one... cannot turn like alot then it'll automatically play....
TOTALLY MANUAL, YOU TURN HOW MUCH = HEAR HOW MUCH! T_T
Bad choice of gift :/

Ok here's my SUPER DUPER SATISFIED + WALAU BEST GIFT EVER FACE. (Pretended like mad)
It's alright even though it's not a good gift but what can I expect from people like Evan? LOL.
Frankly I expect nothing....
Ok la don't whine le. December was a bad month for me so I understand. SUAY NICH IS SUAY!

Lowell gave us all cards too. Here's mine, so I'm a banana.
Ok lor I'm just a yellow lanjiao.
Hahaha kidding, thanks ah!
You all don't try to zoom in on the message he wrote hor don't busybody.

To show my appreciation here are 4 pictures of Lowell for Lowell himself and for Lowell lovers!
For Lowell lovers: Better chase him now before he gets attached.... with a banglah.

So then we played Indian poker...
Xuewen's face sibei spastic sia.

Losers eat burnt hotdog cooked by Irene's maid =.=
Very hard to chew de lol like crap.

Ok gunna throw in some shots that has me in it because this is my blog and it needs my face.
Me is living signboard!

Marry and me. Aisey.

Spiderchin.

Emochin.

Emochinny.

This pict isn't about me... it's about how Lowell disappeared and how did the orange strap magically appeared on me.

Fun day spent. How to not laugh when I'm with the whole clique? Heh =)
No group photo.. we didn't take any cause we drag drag drag keep say LATER. Lolol.
Aiya sure got opportunities de!
Next time I will say OI GROUP SHOT!!!! While pointing middle finger.

2011-12-25T05:19:00.008+08:00

Here's a sad post from me to everyone out there celebrating Christmas.
Christmas, the season of giving.
Giving up to be exact.

Time is insensitive. It doesn't stop for you, it goes on ticking every second like a fucked up bitch.
It doesn't accelerate for you when you're feeling like shit.
It doesn't delay time for you when you're feeling like you own the whole world.
24 hours a day is definitely not enough for me.
There's a limit to how much I can do within this time frame.

No matter how much time you are given, there are some things that you won't be able to achieve.
Impossible tasks like stopping time, turning back time.
Understanding another individual completely, yeah even your twin, would be completely beyond reach too.

Time waits for no man. Every second something happens all around the globe.
Time taken to shop for clothes.
Time taken to rest.
Time taken to snap photos
Time taken to eat... yeah you get my point.
These hours were enjoyed rather than wasted.

Waiting for the ripe time....
Yeah it's important to keep a look out for the correct time to do anything.
You don't fucking rush it, be patient.
It'll most likely be worth it and you won't be suffering thereafter.
I'm telling you this because I know I've lost someone important because of my hastiness.

Holding onto a memory that you can't let go?
Grasping onto love, remaining infatuated with someone that has already given up on you?
It's alright, you will soon forget all those as memories age along with time.
Do you know what happened three months ago today? No

At some point in life, you will waste some of your time that you won't get back.
Time you've bothered to spent on doing unique gifts, cards, planning surprises.
Think about how you can use ALL those hours you've spent for leisure, naps.
For me, it takes A LOT of effort to something special because I'm lazy.

High time.
What is urgent and what can be kept for later?
I certainly don't like to wait for important replies. It's quite torturous and taxing on my mental status.
But some things are worth to wait for, so please be patient next time no matter what.
Trying to brain wash myself too.

After a huge dispute, don't you think you don't really know that person well enough yet?
Like from the time you knew that person till now, you suddenly realized you don't know much about him/her thus, the big fight.
To me, such scenarios are really pathetic because nobody tends to give in.
Both parties end up going their own way.

Confession time.
It takes huge courage to admit to that person that you love him/her.
The rejection you face if you fail.
The pain you face if you break-up after being in a relationship..

There are times when people are impulsive, rash.
Exclaiming critical, bashful, offensive things in the heat of the moment.
They should learn how to respond ONLY after calming down.
People that are getting hammered by them should learn how to discern that moment.
If it was on impulse or was it real hatred.

Time taken to build trust can take just a split second to collapse.
That is reality.
If you've hurt me once, you have the capability to hurt me the second time.
But yeah we can always build this trust back again.... just try not to do it the second time. Please.

Time can't change the things you've once said.
It's very hard to take back the words.... especially those with a strong intent to fatal strike a person's heart.
You can alter your words after but don't forget those words described how you really felt at then.

The worst line out of all sub factors of time would be "no time to explain."
Fucking make yourself clear.
What's so hard about telling, explaining something which is of colossal importance?
How long can you keep mum for?
Voicing out is always better than keeping it in.
We may not be able to understand why the fuck are you causing us the trouble, heartaches,
but the least we could do is to know, feel how tough it is for you so we can help each other get back on ours knees.
Cause hey, you're not alone. I'm here to support, hold you.

Because I understand the constraints caused by time, doesn't mean it's easy to let go.
I want to start this whole year over again and make this year right but I can't because time can't be backtracked.

I should learn how to use time wisely instead on harping on the same shit.
Since this blog post is a total waste of time, for the time being, I'm going to stop blogging.
Fuck time.

Somebody take my hand tonight, let's not think about tomorrow.

2011-12-20T18:46:00.002+08:00

Kenny Ng's vocals...
1 word: 赞! (Means praise worthy)

2011-12-19T12:46:00.005+08:00

Sakae buffet with the fuckers weeks ago! Brandon, Kenneth, Shihao and Gid.

Stupid Gideon threw rice at me _l_

So this is what I did to this fucker.
LOLOL see his face. HAHAH WTFUCK.
I wasn't too rough la scared I break his mouth or smth cos he very fragile one.
So Gideon lovers out there, don't worry ok.

Then hor his mouth damn huge.... I cannot compete with him my mouth very tiny.

Btw the way he eat sushi very retarded one cause he wearing braces now and it hurts to chew.
LOLOL should've video-ed it down.

OOOOOO look who's eating the sushi! Cute lil' Shihao!! :D

OOOOOO look at those big bright eyes!! Cute lil' Shihao #part2

OOOOOO look at those delicate hands.... so soft so moist. Cute lil' Shihao <3

Seriously la Shihao's face.

Brandon's NRIC. Aiseh handsome got anot.

Eat alr happy mood want kiss me.....

Ok la it was supposed to be a group shot but it morphed till like that -_-"

Gideon's face cramped. LOL.

K tons of food.
Gideon ate the most! Woah he very power like just flown back fresh from Africa one.

Buffet means need to exercise! (Lol who am I kidding)

K the end! Sorry for being moody that day! xD

Partial picture credits to http://shimmyhao.blogspot.com/

2011-12-18T21:37:00.008+08:00

Anyone want to tongue kiss her?

My head is extremely big wahaha fear me!

Waaaa Yanlin and Wanting more muscular than me. Me very weak and failure. =(

Ok la I feel like idiot cause I go science center cannot comprehend the wonders of the exhibits.
But still, it was quite amazing.
Didn't have enough time to explore finish though, will go there again! =)

Entry for $9 only *dance*
Picture credits all to Yanlin!
http://yanlinnnn.blogspot.com/ if you want to stalk her... (I'm encouraging you to do so)

2011-12-17T04:40:00.000+08:00

Kenny doesn't have a bank account.
Javan: LOL mai siao... ltr the first bank he apply is citybank
SHIHAO: No his 1st bank is the neopets that one he damn rich LOL

2011-12-09T23:11:00.003+08:00

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I'm sure you know how to unlock.
Same hint. =)

2011-12-05T20:51:00.003+08:00

Incoherent, genuine thoughts.

I want to pour water and rub soil on people's bald head so their hair will grow.

Seriously treating bald heads like plant seeds. Lol.

Bald heads are mundane heads. Draw a smile or put a flower on it man.

Looking deep into your soul..

Mocking at your guilty pleasure!

Are you guilt-stricken by what you do that gives you the immediate gratification?

Like scorning at others? :/

"Things will never be the same again."

Were things even the same from the beginning till the end?

All of us are constantly changing everyday, nobody lives in the past. Even if it's yesterday cause its OVER.

The next day? Different repertoire of jokes, change of clothing, new shoes.

Each fresh day, my attitude towards you is friendlier a lil, or a lil more hostile.

Is that same?

That's definitely not the same.

We are two different entities that might resemble each other in some ways but we'll never be the same.

Even though all of us are distinct entities, people still copy each other.

They ought to stop. Halt the mimic.

But if copying really makes you feel joy, do it.

Do what you want to do, as long as you honestly feel that you will be happy with it. Nicholas condones it. ^^

Not everyone dares to do what they truly wanna do.

Sometimes hor I ponder on why am I so unfortunate...

I often draw the shorter end of the straw :(

It's hard to achieve this number when you're rolling the dices.

More unfortunate:

I fell down flat down on a slippy staircase some time ago.

Bo bian lor slip liao also cannot do anything. Also must get back on my feet and take it in stride.

The fall wasn't that bad but my left ass is in pain. Lol.

Actually also quite memorable la cause my friend fell along with me LOL, double kill!

Every cloud has a silver lining, this time I didn't fell alone :D

A person has various sides.

Everyone will always have a side hidden away to others but themselves.

They're afraid of people finding out about THAT sole weakness, or even physical defect that has been a secret since forever.

If a person pops a question that is sensitive (or violating social norms) to you in a serious manner,

they are ALMOST ready to accept any answer that comes out from your mouth.

Really, they will come to accept you sooner or later.

Because they really want to know more about you, the side that you've kept away.

It really will. When you answer that that painful and sensitive question.

The truth that comes out from your mouth will hurt too.

But the pain will fade someday, believe it or not :)

You might love liars, glib tongues, but I dislike them.

Different strokes for different folks.

Ok pranks are cute but lying like an expert isn't cool bro.

It's natural for most people to lie to cover up for their weakness.

But whats the point? Boast about it after you've turned your weakness into strength.

This special necklace is made for fakes, hypocrites, and people that are fucking false.

Tell tales, spin redundant lies to delude everyone you meet.

So are you a professional con artist?

Why can't you keep true?

Don't say you don't care when you do, then make a scene out of zilch.

Don't say you didn't study when you did.

Don't say you aren't free when you are.

This indirectly applies to me too, I am fake to an extent.

For the simplest example:

I try my best to put on a fake smile when I'm unhappy.

It's better than explaining why the fuck am I not feeling right, right? :)

I have a limit to how much I can pretend though, not like many many other people.

Plenty of people walk into your life to play a part. Like those calefares yknow?

Some just hate you for no apparent reason. Ok maybe it's because you own an ugly face.

Isn't it funny that they start to hate before even trying to know? -_-

There are people that shows favoritism, those that are impartial, and those that hate for no reason.

Well if you dislike me, cut to the chase because an indirect insult is still an insult.

It's stupid and futile to beat around the bush.

You can define your hatred towards me in a sentence you know?

Here's an example of how to express your resentment: "I hate you."

Sometimes, you might fall in love with the wrong person.
That person is apathetic and doesn't give a single fuck about you.
They move on with life while you feel like shit and you linger on.
Why the fuck do you remain infatuated even though that person treats you like that?
I pose this qn to myself and I don't know the answer to it.
Love is a mystery.

The antonym of indifference is love.

What's the definition of love to you?

Some are desperate, some abstain from it, some waits.

I don't know much but I am bent on believing that love is an integral part of life.

Love makes you feel more, crazy, unable to think properly at most crucial timings.

Love is addictive but like smoking, it has it's side effects.

Once it's gone, you break into pieces.

But since you break, there's a way to glue yourself back. I.e. To continue with life.

Worse comes to worst, you suicide.

Similar like smoking a cigarette, you indirectly crush yourself to death.

You can feel tons of emotion for one person but if you don’t convey it to that person,

its meaningless cause he/she is most likely clueless.

Start opening up more to share your joy, sorrow.

I guess communication plays an important part in the upkeep of a good relationship.

I really detest people who say that they love that person but in their mind, all they want is sex and more sex.

I FUCKING detest people who sway easily.

Changing the person that they love back and forth and forward.

Fucking pledge your fidelity.

Stop changing boyfriends and girlfriends on a monthly basis.

You think you some kind of cliche drama actor.

And also, here also not China kk no have concubine.

Minds and hearts don't go through emotional turmoils unscathed.

Don't be a player, you will burn yourself.

You are not me.

Every individual has their own personal attributes.

Most people are generally very nice, but some just suck badly.

Time will reveal a person's true colors.

You can't pretend to be someone that isn't you.

The facade you're struggling to maintain will shatter one day.

Life is about compromising with people around you.

Those you hang out with, those you work with.

Who doesn't face shit?

You may be very tolerant in nature, but how long can you keep it up for?

The hardship that you're enduring, is it worth it? Is it really worth to suffer for?

Will you live in regret if you put an end to it?

You can cry and whine about how stupid you are but move on.

BUT REMEMBER TO NOT CRY FOR PEOPLE THAT'S NOT WORTH IT.

Things may not go well for you this way, but there's still another path for you to take.

You've learn how to walk since you were three.

Just gotta keep moving onward till the day you drop dead on the floor.

Upon typing this, I felt that if I could, I would. Truth is, I usually can't, till a later period of time.

Life is unpredictable.

I'm typing this now but I might collapse later.

You might be reading this now but you might die later.

Complex life is complex.

"The clock is running.

Make the most of today.

Time waits for no man.

Yesterday is history.

Tomorrow is a mystery.

Today is a gift.

That's why it is called the present."

Treasure your day. Appreciate those that are currently around you now.

A sudden surprise, like an sms or phone call might make a person smile.

Conforming to social norms, following rules that most people think is right.

Eeyer you see those that laugh at ITE students, calling them useless? Wa you think you smart meh.

Don't ever look down on a person that's trying hard, ignore those that refuse to.

Why despise at how other people function?

Everyone is different so stop being rigid, move on.

Homosexuals.

Did a homosexual ever demanded a heterosexual person to live a life of misery

by pairing off with someone of the same sex?

Why should heterosexuals demand homosexuals to follow what they think is the norm?

Give everyone their own space.

Studying, following the system from the day you were given life.

I've been through it, I've got out of it, I'm following it again.

Though it's just one year, I have learnt quite an amount.

People can't accept those that are slightly more different than them in terms of perspective.

To them, quitting school means that you're leading yourself to a dead end. Books are important.

They choose ask why, question me. In the end, most don't understand anyway cause they're asking out of curiorsity.

This system that you're following isn't failure voided, but it still will suit you anyway.

I'm just not cut out to be such a person, sorry social expectations. I will NOT obey you obediently.

Anger activation.

I just want you to fight for me so I will feel wanted in your life.

My blood will boil if you say you don't need me anymore in your life due to a small friction, misunderstanding.

Tell me how would you feel if I said something like that to you when we've been friends for so long?

I'm not immune to words. They hurt.

I am able differentiate what's a joke and what's real.

I'm easy going, I talk to you as long as you talk to me, till you start to act like a big fuck.

This doesn't apply to people that I've met for just a short period of time though.

Just go, please. I can't be bothered with you.

Life is just a game, we're just game players.

You are those that'd go offline forever in my world, deleted and will never return.

Stealing.

So you think you can walk around, make friends, then start stealing our possessions? Not limited to just friends, but customers, items.

I'm not someone for you to make use of. Fuck off.

Corrupted people with such motives should all get killed, or at least get exiled.

Don't jeopardize the people leading happy lifes around you.

You might understand more, you might understand less, for every single thing.

So what?

Eventually everyone becomes a victim of death itself.

I hope life is good for you now cause the end is always a tragedy.

This can't be paradise. It's full of mistakes.

But my tiny wish is just to live life happy, so at least let me dream of happy moments.

Dream of the small happy things I want to experience instead of those sad ones that could just stay away.

Let me indulge in a happiness buffet before I die.

2011-12-01T00:00:00.002+08:00

I know you are fucking busy.

I really do.

You try very hard to meet up with me even though your schedule's packed.

I really appreciate it, but don't you think you're trying too hard to make time for me?

I shouldn't have reminded you about the letters.

Could have seen whether you remembered about it or not.

And yes, I fucking know you don't have time but you still typed out substitute blogposts for me.

Thank you really, those blog posts really made me smile during my days of work at Expo.

But it's really saddening.. you look from my point of view lor,

it's fucking frustrating when I don't get prioritized after that 5 days overseas trip.

Thats why I was disappointed and most importantly, I felt that you neither care nor miss me.

I honestly felt that I was the only one missing you throughout the 5 days while you were enjoying. Yep.

Since you're so occupied, SMSing is our usual way of communication.

Not even a sorry till I mentioned that you left w/o sending me a goodbye SMS before you left overseas. Fuck.

How the fuck would someone forget to bid goodbye to their loved ones before leaving the country? Zzz.

Come back on Tuesday alr also go play. Nvm. Since I was the one that said we'll meet on Wed.

I once said distance isn't a problem for me.

But yeah, that is only if I felt that I meant something to you.

Thats why I was reluctant to meet you on Wednesday.

I assumed that you'd clear the whole Wednesday for me cause we didn't met for such a long period.

But you suggested to meet up at 7pm....... ok nvm lor you got CCA what.

Thats why I said I "wanted to let you rest."

To see if you rather rest or would you rather see me on Wednesday but you chose the former.

To me, you weren't that desperate to see me at all after all those days of absence.

"Whatever Nicholas think is best" when I asked you your opinion about ending this relationship?!

So I'm the only one in this damn relationship, you have nothing to do with it?

Fucking shit.

If you really do feel bad for not being able to spend time with me,

WHY NOT TRY TO REPLY YOUR DAMN SMSES AT A BETTER RATE?!

2 hours once also cannot meh.......? How long can a short sms take? Sigh.

Becos when you're with me, you can reply your friend's sms so fast wor..... :/

But that sms might be important la, cause mine is rubbish k I know. Thats why you cant be bothered.

Mine can just postpone, reply later.

I expected too much from you ba.

It's alright, reciprocation is one sided after all.

I'm really happy during the times you reply me at night though.

There were things you said I didn't understand, what did I not get?

Why the fuck don't you explain, convey your damn feelings to me?

IF YOU KEEP MUM, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW?

Why the fuck don't you feel that your efforts were appreciated by me?

Why the fuck don't you feel that I FEEL THE SAME ABOUT MY EFFORTS NOT BEING APPRECIATED BY YOU?

Respecting my decision just like that?

You think it's very easy for me to say such a thing to you when I still have so much feelings for you?

I thought you'd at least try to salvage but k, you just respected it.

You make me feel like I'm not even worth fighting for, you can just go with my decision.

Bloody fk.

Does this whole issue even affect you? I bet you are sleeping, looking forward to tomolo.

对你来说, 少我一个也没关系吧.

I guess I was right to give this relationship up.

It's alright, you're definitely better off without me.

More time for you to rest, catch up with your studies.

How to remain as friends with you since you don't have time anyway?

I'm just some selfish bastard that wants you all by myself k.

I didn't understand you from the start.

I still love you and I'm sorry.

2nd Dec
K why am I upset about all these? :(

I was the one that suggested it. 我自找的.

But I didn't know the impact would be this great. 心好痛 ah. 真的.

You also dowan talk to me liao.

I miss you so fucking much right now.

Past two relationships couldn't even be compared to what I'm feeling right now.

I'll get out of this misery asap.

When I snap out of it, I'm going to delete you.

Before the 9th, I swear.

3rd Dec
心很累.

Today I went to Changi airport but my 伤痛没跟着飞机一起飞, 反而更痛.

我算是尽力了, 不过还是挽救不了.

没关系吧. 爱在最不恰当的时间, 我又能怎样?

我想真的是时候该下定决心放弃了.

都已经够痛了.

吃东西的时候可能会想起你以前帮我夹食物

喝水时可能会想起和你一起喝一样的.

走过我们两去过的地方可能伤心.

But slowly all these feelings will fade sometime ba.

I cannot type in Chinese anymore lol very incoherent idk what I talking but... ok understandable.

This is a life hurdle! I will survive this!

Let's both be happy k, at least it's not a violent, furious break up.

2 weeks later? Nobody can tell what will happen. ~_~

But I really hope 2 weeks from now,

I wouldn't be the one for you anymore. You wouldn't be the one for me too.

Ok I'm on the rebound~ T_T

This is me emoing on the bus wa jiao bin.

If you scrutinize, I wore Mr Happy tee but fuck that shit!

Very fragile kk now hor me must handle with care.

4th Dec

-UPDATE-

Wow I can't believe that sms you sent me after I've alrd deleted you from everything.

Cause I've alrd made up my mind to forget you....

Ok so I thought maybe this was fate? Maybe you still want me in your life.

Once again, you gave me false hopes.

Can't believe I'm going for a round 3 the emo cycle. It gets worse each time, damn.

Am I really that easy to be pushed around like that?

Idk if it's fun to you but toying with my feelings like that. Sigh.

This time I felt really angry.

Why the fuck did you come back when I've alrd decided?

Why the fuck did you ask me to be yours again?

Why the fuck did you give me another negative answer when you're the one

that came back and told me to be yours again?

Why the fuck do you want me to hate you.... why?

I fucking hate the word 'respect' now.

I really want to know whether you're crying over this or not.

Because even if you push me away, I want to be there to wipe your tears.

I'm really angry. But deep down inside my heart, I won't hate you and I still want you.

But no, I can't think that way anymore. I want to forget you.

I wanna take a retrograde step back to how happy I was before all these happened.

不在乎天长地久, 只在乎曾经拥有.

拥有过, 所以才拼命想办法不要再度失去爱.

But nvm la it takes two hands to clap for a relationship. (Mutual)

长痛不如短痛因为都一样会痛.

只不过是 different degrees of 痛.

痛完了就好了.

I'm really afraid of falling in love now.

My heart, head, eyes really hurt and it's so hard to fall asleep.

But I can only endure the pain now, it'll dissipate when this foul luck gets passed on to another person.

2011-11-27T00:46:00.007+08:00

24th to 27th november! Sitex electronics fair!!

I worked for Dell/Digifort as a sales promoter.... sell printers, monitors, bag packs! Accompanied by Kenneth!

But we are more on the printer side lah! Cause monitor there too crowded! Haha.

In the beginning, this girl called Isabel chatted with me and Kenneth when we just started work...

She was quite nice lah, just that she keep stealing the customers that we're serving! Lol.

Like we're 3/4 way explaining functions of the printer alrd,

she come join the in conversation to finish up.. then customers buy from her!! :(

But ok lor I don't mind, I slacker anyway AND NOBODY LOOKS FOR ME!! LOL. 要来就自然回会来!

Isabel stole more of other sales promoter's customer..

She stole Jiahui's customer when she didn't sell anything for the whole day lor!!

Then that customer she stole bought something from her leh!

She made Jiahui cry in the storeroom. :(

But after that Jiahui sold something lah caus another customer of hers walked away then returned! =D

I tweeted about her super good in terms of stealing customers!

Then she saw cause she stalked my twitter @.@... she over sensitive lah!

But I did say I don't mind lor but the next day she cold war with us!

She said she's money faced, talkative blah blah a lot of crap lah. Siao one...

I didn't even mention ANYTHING about her being money faced, talkative =_=

Just PURELY pointing out that SHE'S STEALING CUSTOMERS NIA!

See? Haha.

Ok lor hi-bye friends mah. I also dowan make this kind of fk up small gas friend. I CANNOT TANK.

Need to take everything with a pinch of salt mah.

Not like I tweet something v jialat like KNN THIS GIRL DONT KNOW AUTO HOW FUCK OFF. Right? Lol.

She say till she's like a printer expert liddat summore.... I know how to answer qns lor please!! :(

AND if you noticed... I liked all her posts. NOT ME AH, is Winnie like one. Very knn sia LOL!

OK LA IF IS ME, I ALSO WILL LIKE. Just that I controlling myself :x

And what the fk is hold your grave?? Do you mean save your breath instead?

I was the one that tweeted it mah, so be cold to me lor.. why the rest?! :(

They are innocent and Kenneth wants to make friends with you like seriously he treats you like a gem!!

But in the end she unfriended me and Kenneth lah. But really sia Kenneth has nothing to do with it but he still kena LOL!

Saw Daniel there! He is working there too sia, sell monitors!

At first he found me familiar, I also found him familiar... then yep it was us!

Wave, smile, said Hi(s) , talk nonsense. Wa very friendly. Woohoooo.

K some of our meals.

The food there super filling and got 3 meals per day! =D

Then erm Gideon and Shihao went to visit me and Kenneth.

Gideon scanned his face.... then print out on paper LOLOL.

Play play alr then went texas chicken to eat!

Really is people mountain people sea.. waited for seats, queued, etc.

Kanina this Gideon very buay paiseh cause he keep drink my coke.

HMM. We went for like 1hr 30mins. Usual eating time is around 15minutes.

Very 对不起 to Angel cause on the day itself I was late for 30minutes, Kenneth was late for 1 hour also! =(

Then we still dare go break so long!! SORRY!

AND SPEAKING OF ANGEL HOR, THOSE ADULTS THERE ARE FUCKING NICE AND COMEDIC!

Leon and Hafiz hahah a lot of funny incidents leh!

Here are some I rmb...

Leon tricked Kenneth saying that we have to return the Sitex pass..

Cause Kenneth dropped his pass on the floor lah, then Leon saw...

THEN HE SAY NEED PAY $50 if LOST. KENNETH PANIC LIKE MAD LOL

Hafiz was putting the printer on the trolley so yep after putting, need to secure right?

The secure rope thing rebounded then hit his bald head LOLOLOLOLOL

There was another malay guy also lah idk what name cause he was just there for 1 day...

Then he got this cool shades so I stole his shades to take photo SORRY I BO LIAO.

Oh ya Macho's friend lent his keys to me to open the box to take the water, very nice!

Met other very nice girls at there while working also! :)

In alphabetical order - Jiahui, Konnie, Regina, Rhongpeng, Shufang, Winnie!

All of them don't like smokers leh.... HATE SMOKERS = NICE GIRLS! LOL.

Met Shufang, Jiahui and Konnie at our own booth lah, the rest of the girls were introduced to us by them!

Wa on the last day hor Shufang and I tried to persuade a man to get the printer!

Cause it was on display so it's half priced lah.

Comes with a free mouse as well cause they very despo to clear the display printers.

BUT THIS MAN HOR REALLY DAMN KANINA DON'T WANT BUY.

So cheap lor.... colour laser printer leh, the cartridges not even used MUCH lor!!

We print only like 10 pages. with that display before only.. -.-

$199 price drop to $99.50, NOT A GOOD BUY MEH?! SIAO.

A sentence from Jiahui's mouth: "I'm a virgin, you can check!" ... HAHAHAHAHA.

Then she prank me with some stupid game la. Close eye move hands.... like idiot sia.

I knew it but I still do it anyway.... give her face.

Hahaha this Rhongpeng gave me her pamphlet with her name on it and told me to keep it!

Boliao hor this girl?! See that pamphlet on my bag...? LOL!

Winnie's appearance also v deceiving hahaha! 真的是人不可貌相 cause she super look like those smoker ahlian.

Hair colour stereotype much. Lol.

Free cotton candy!

Wa this lightning good ah.

K this is the pig I've drawn on some random empty box. This is BBQ, say hi.

BBQ: Hi.

I got draw one with SUPER big nose but aiya.... later kena whacked again.

But the eyes exactly like yours ah. 好想你~

2011-11-21T22:13:00.001+08:00

This is me. So cute.

2011-11-16T21:17:00.004+08:00

Hi.
I have a vast imagination.
What I'm thinking in my head is absolutely cool. So cool.
I shall share some with you right now.

1. I think people with huge noses dig their nostrils like mad. Like 1 hour dig 5645 times.

2. I think people with huge asses love to scratch their ass cause it's nice to touch.

3. I think people with long ears get their ear pulled everyday when they were young.

4. I think a baby's hand can fit inside a person's huge mouth.

5. I think dandruff is like snow, so pretty.

6. I think all inanimate object comes alive when I'm asleep.

7. I think batteries will never explode.

8. I think earpieces eat souls.

9. I think tattoos also come alive when I'm asleep, then it slowly eats my flesh away.

10. I think Casper the friendly ghost isn't friendly at all.

2011-11-15T22:02:00.000+08:00

Steven Lim very zai. 100% the definition of disgusting.

2011-11-11T11:11:00.001+08:00

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.

A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

All porcupines float in water.

It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Starfishes don’t have brains.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Snails can sleep for 3 years

You forget 90% of your dreams.

Animal dreams as well, not just humans.

Some dreams might be precognitive.

(Knowledge of something in advance of its occurrence, meaning that you might face something similar like your dream in the future)

If you’re snoring, you can’t be dreaming.

In our dreams, we only see faces that we know.

Our mind is not inventing faces

In our dreams we see real faces of real people that we have seen during our life but may not know or remember.

We have all seen hundreds of thousands of faces throughout our lives,

so we have an endless supply of characters for our brain to utilize during our dreams.

Dream incorporation -

Our mind interprets the external stimuli that our senses are bombarded with when we are asleep and make them a part of our dreams.

This means that sometimes in our dreams we hear a sound from reality and incorporate it in a way.

For example you may be dreaming that you are in a concert while your brother is playing a guitar during your sleep.

Man and woman dream differently -

Men tend to dream more about other men.

Around 70% of the characters in a man’s dream are other men.

On the other hand, a woman’s dream contains almost an equal number of men and women.

Aside from that, men generally have more aggressive emotions in their dreams than the female lot.

2011-11-09T14:30:00.006+08:00

Don't bother trying to hack lah.
You wouldn't want to probe into such things. Haha.
If you are able to decipher the code, keep this a secret. :)

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2011-11-05T01:29:00.005+08:00

This is Lowell, today is his birthday.

We ate at Sakura International Buffet in Singapore.

Wah very high class sial. One year can eat once only.

This is me and Lowell.

Lowell is very nice today because he took a picture with aku.

Aku very happy.

Me and off-tune girl! HAHAH.

Can see my nipple sia what the fk.

Me and the thailand pengster.

Teletubby

Wanting's eye here like Evan sia.

Pig Koh.

Gangster posing, then laughing at her own pose.

Piak Xuewen's picture inside here cause she nv go.

"Wuehhhhhh, Xuewen nv come you anyhow insert her photo~"

LOL #1

LOL #2

LOL #3

Not bad sia so hygienic still take tissue gunna wipe mouth :D

Handsome buck teeth. ^^

I need to bak chui ki. (Get braces)

Stupid sia both people sitting beside me come disturb me using the clips.

See me innocent sit there nv do anything leh.

The clip so dirty also.

My ear sensitive la. Clip on my ear pain :(

Photo photo.

One more cuz we vain.

Group shot group shot.

Still got more photos la but I'm too lazy to sieve through the albums on facebook just to find nice/funny ones.

Picture credits all to Lowell, Jiamin, Irene and Yanlin!

Also hor you can't tell in the pictures but my teeth is getting more and more yellowish. NNB! LOL.

Overall, the dinner buffet not bad leh!

I ate like 6 pieces of the fish. Hehe each piece was like large! Size was like 3/4 of a fish and chip's fillet.

Then I stole jellies from the buffet.

Lol there's a note written there "Jellies are for consumption within the restaurant only"

Yes I know lah, thats why I stole like ONLY 13 jellies. HAHA.

Ok now is birthday wall of text dedication time.

Fuck off if you not Lowell lah, you read for what? Fuck off don't nosy!

Happy birthday kk Lowell. What's your full name ah? Lol 开玩笑 ok. I know.

Stop being so depressed la aiyo always tweet emo shit.

Your internship thing and your admission thing sure 可以的.

打气精神来! 要振作!

Who doesn't make mistakes? Life lessons are only learned the hard way. Lol.

Why make yourself feel inferior cause of your errors sia.

Other people are busy making mistakes and becoming more superior.

Don 't sad liao ok.

I introduce Mr Bones to you next time so he can teach you science.....

He is located at Bugis junction level 1.

Also ah, thanks for helping/suffering with me during O's man.

Really appreciate your help maximum!

I can recall back sia... few hours before my Math paper was like hell.

You cannot sleep also cause I needed your help HAHAH.

You tried so hard to stay awake, I very indebted to you I swear <3

Still dig Math set for me wor.

Love you sia <3

I will treat you dinner very soon. Need to source for a job first.....

Don't just expect dinner kk, me very nice one. F2

Sorry ah I had to leave early earlier today~

Didn't know we'll be hanging out till so late cause usually people got curfew then all disperse. LOL.

Present next year la hor, 17 no use, 18 more significant.

Happy birthday!

Hope your birthday wish or wishes comes true! :)

I think your wish is me, to be your 2011 BFF lah. Lai I grant your wish ai mai? LOL FUCK OFF.

HAHAHAHAHA FIND EVAN!

The end, no more potassium square.

2011-11-04T13:04:00.000+08:00

Focus on the dot, the blue ring will disappear after awhile.

VERY COOL SIA

2011-11-03T13:05:00.000+08:00

Felicia oh felicia...... LOLOL

2011-11-01T11:11:00.002+08:00

Are all of us that superficial?

Does looks matter so much?

I certainly know facial features matters.

AT LEAST ON THE FIRST MEETING!! First impression mah.

Like if that person has a lot of pimples on his/her face, you assume that he/she is dirty/lazy.

From then onwards,

I guess its just personality/a more in-depth understanding of that particular person because he/she will be your acquaintance/friend/other half.

Having to realise that he/she isn't lazy but has sensitive skin issues or it's just pimple outbreak!

However this doesn't apply to everyone hor!!

But it does apply to me la. My blogposts are from my point of view what usually. Lol.

Don't despise others just cause they look below average / fat.

But if you know them, tease them!! So they try their best to slim down. LOL.

They MIGHT take notice of it, then try to salvage from that point onwards!

Or they might take it for serious and hate you forever awwwwwwww.

There are so much methods available. [Plastic surgery, liposuction]

More 'physical' ways like exercising, having a healthy diet.

Then again given a choice, would you rather be friends with

Lol we know it ourselves that we'd look at the hotter one instead then go ewww on the fat one.

Sad but true fact.

Whywhywhy?

Cause it just works that way.

But different strokes for different folks la.

Some might like people that are a lil' chubby cause they're nice to hug mah!

But in most cases, the fat girl will be friends with the fat guy!

The hot girl can be friend with the hot guy!

Life is pretty unfair after all.....

It's like a caste system of looks. Lol.

People that want to makes friend with you can effortlessly be friends with you...

Some are just reluctant because of how we look.

Some even say bullshit behind our backs CAUSE of the way we look.

Seriously, nobody should ever condemn people solely on their appearance!

You should insult personality instead lor.

"If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number than that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me."

But maybe underneath all that fat, you're pretty/handsome!

YAY FOR YOU :D

So fat people, slim down nowwwwwwww.

Ugly people, plastic surgery!!!!

It's there to help you, accept the help!

Looks can be changed to lead a better life! Hehe.

But your body ages what. Looks will crumble someday so personality is still more important.

Personality outlasts the rest and makes you stand out as well. Not just your face. :)

2011-10-23T06:12:00.014+08:00

There are so much things in life that I'm unsure of.

But there are also some things that I am definitely quite sure about.

I have a firm stand on this one.

I REALLY hate her, I swear.

It was way back in 2008. (Thanks to my 2008 blogpost LOL if not I won't even know!)

The words she said to me through a small note that that she written, left on the table.

This was what was written: "Please don't bring your friends back home ever again."

You won't fucking know how angry I was at that point of time!!

Why CAN'T I bring MY FRIENDS to MY HOUSE to hang out?!

Not like my friends were drug abusers, gangsters or smokers.

Wtf they were just Irene and Felicia and Yihui?!

What the fuck did they do you even OFFEND you?

They were at my house cause we didn't know what to do after the Teachers' day celebration.

So we decided to go to my house instead of going to Irene/Yihui's house.

Because we frequent their both their houses too much alr! Speaking of that I haven't been to Felicia's house even till now... wtf lol.

Ok so I saw the note.

I immediately went to confront her at my grandmother's place cause I knew she'd be having dinner there.

I was given reasons like "You make my house messy and dirty" and something else la I can't remember what but it's damn ridiculous one lol.

AND HOR NO furniture was out of place at all lor =_= and OI NOT MY HOUSE AH?

This was what I've replied:

"I'll continue to bring my friends over EVERYDAY cause I didn't do ANYTHING wrong at all"

She then replied:

"No means no"

At that point of time I felt like giving her a punch.. so I NEARLY did gave her one.

My grandmother stopped me though, what a waste. Oh ya I wanted to pour hot soup on her also.

Really la why so obstinate?

From that day onwards, I tried to not bring my friends back home.

Cause I told them what happened lor!

They knew what happened so I try to avoid bringing them back unless I knew my mother's working schedule.

Hahah don't know if Irene, Yihui or Felicia still remembers... or the rest of the clique. Lol.

Cause I can peek at her calendar in her room to find out her working hours. Lol can stalk her one.

So we'd play when she's not around and leave my house when she's about to reach home.

After awhile, I didn't really bother about her schedule already.

What could she have done anyway?

Chase my friends out of the house if she's at home when they've done nothing wrong?

Her reasons makes no sense as they are all INVALID accusations -.-

Think she hated my friends... I REALLY don't know why.. and I'm NEVER going to bother to find out.

Ok maybe I know? I wasn't really on good terms with her in the first place!

Really lol before this note incident, I don't really talk to her much also. Now is totally nv talk.

Ok so at that point of time maybe she's jealous I can click well with my friends or smth? Heheee.

From that day onwards I didn't speak to her at all.

It was 2008 cold war. << LOL LAUGH LEH I INSERT JOKE HERE.

Then recently.. ok la not recent. Around 8 months ago?

Felicia came to my house to slack for a period of time.

Cause I was in my room half awake when Felicia first arrived. (My mother opened the door for her)

She asked Felicia questions like..

Why are you here?

Where are you going after this?

With who?

I heard all of these... so I went out of my room to scold her in front of Felicia....

Like why the fuck are you asking such questions when it's non of your concern?!

SO WHAT CAN YOU DO EVEN IF YOU KNOW? NOTHING.

It was actually the first time I opened my mouth to talk ok not talk, SHOUT.

Lol making me scold her after eight months.... -.-

She said "人在做,天在看" lol 7pm 爱 sial.

My conscience is clear ok. You're the one jeopardizing my life..... -.-

Because of you, I get myself occupied only in my room cause I don't feel like going out to the living room to see your face lor!

If it was a happy family I think we'd be watching TV together alrd. ZZZ.

So after she said that classic line, I said to her I'd rather die than be your son, heaven please kill me now.

Subsequently, YanLin once came to my house to slack too..

My mother talked to her like she was YanLin's good friend what the fuck.

Mother: "Can I call you YanYan?" in front of YanLin and me...

This time I just ignored cause I really CAN'T BE BOTHERED with her baloney.

I was totally like what the fuck are you saying?! I bet YanLin was thinking the same.. but ya just ignored lol.

So you hated my friends, now you are trying to become friends with them.

What the fuck are you thinking? I think she assumes that YL is my girlfriend or smth....

Cause my father added YL on facebook ma.

Think they very curious about her. LOL.

But why are you pretending to be nice in front of my friends?! Erxin!!

I remember she even cried in front of my friends before..

Cry what shit?

You think your fake tears will capture their heart or something so they'll pity you?!

Even if they believe the crocodile tears falling down from your eyes, I WON'T LOR!

Two faced bitch!

Why do you even bother when you know my feelings for you are already dead?

Fuck off la.

As if you can't even detect my hostility towards you already.

I don't even want to take a brief look at you lor now!

I quarrel with my mother on a regular basis before the issue above actually occurred.

But I'd patch up with her EVERY SINGLE YEAR on CHINESE NEW YEAR.

Cause it's inevitable that we have to communicate during that period of time mah..

Don't want to throw face in front of our relatives and it's not good to have grudges on a happy occasion.

But it was this year that I've decided that I won't be patching up with her during CNY.

I will no longer treat her as family, just a stranger living with me.

Because the same cycle will just repeat itself once more if I forgive her.

Meaning big quarrel again. I don't want to feel like that already. Enough is enough lol.

Why make myself heartpain anyway... I'm happier without her.

I lived my life happily for the past 1 year alr. Serious.

DONT WANT TO CRY FOR SOMEONE THAT IS NOT WORTH IT. AT ALL.

But I shud just make use of her while she's alive <- Learn from Cal

But she doesn't really help much anyway..

So have her or not also no difference, really lol no joke.

Ok la most she help take rice from my grandmother's house lor. But aiya don't take I can eat myself ma.

She also need to take for my dad and herself... so she cannot fake infront of my dad mah! HAHAH.

Also don't know why you so thick skinned lehhh.

Why you try to talk with my friends in the first place lor......

You got bad memory har? Thats why you have no idea that your own son hates you?

This is something damn transparent and clear hor.

Do I have to repeat "I hate you" everyday?

Life's would be great without her interference lorr!

Hehe got father/grandmother/sister can alrd.

But aiya, you still do the same old thing like stalking me and shit which I can't control..

Thats alright cause who gives a damn about you now? :)

Anyway if one day I suffer from amnesia..

and I make new memories without any awareness of the past...

Ok, take my mother for example.

I don't really like her ways of doing things.. backstabbing, betraying and all.

Menopause getting ahead of you? Fucker.

And hor walao she tell the teacher I skip school from like sec 2/3 onwards to sleep every day lor!!

IF THAT IS RECORDED HOW!! Anyway I think my record very bad alr lol so nevermind~

Ok continue.

So during my period of amnesia, I'd not remember anything she had done to me previously.

Meaning that she could take this chance to atone for everything, yes?

Just fictional: She'd be my slave or whatever, do anything I tell her during this period.

BUT OBVIOUSLY I WOULD BE NICE TO HER BACK IN RETURN TOO.

CAUSE I WON'T HAVE MY CURRENT PERSONALITY DURING MY MEMORY LOSS.

What if flashbacks of the past starts coming back inside your mind?

You'd remember everything/most of how the other people usually treats you.

If I get it all back, would I choose to fake ignorant and continue with the act?

That is to live on without looking back at the past.

Or to flare up all over again over the things she had done to me?

What's her ulterior motive of being so nice to me? She want me take care of her when she's old ah.

What would you do?

This is one thing I'm unsure of.. damn.

Ok la after reading this you think I small gas or what I'm not lor.

I forgive her countless times liao hor!

Everytime we quarrel, I will cry like some stupid retard.

Why do I have to weep for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even other people treat me better than this lor.

Ok la she will cry also but I heck lol CAUSE SHE 没事做找麻烦 LOR REALLY!!

Hanah, after reading my own blog post I think I quite childish to a point but. Meh. Lol.

Some things just don't change la. It's like fire and water cannot coexist one.

Embrace my childishness teehee.

2011-10-11T00:00:00.000+08:00

This is supa cute! ^^

2011-10-10T03:58:00.000+08:00

MOMMY I'M DRIVING SPORTS CAR SENDING MY GIRLFRIEND BACK HOME FROM TIMEZONE!!

Omg I'm so lame. Anyway photo spam k, I cannot be bothered to blog.
O's approaching also LOLOL! I still can play game when I'm left with 2 weeks.

I really bth myself sometimes... not as if I finished revising any subjects~
Where's my sense of urgency ah?! This sense don't work, sixth sense also don't work.
Ta ma de!

Ok photos come le come le, don't want blabber on anymore. Lol nearly typed bladder.
*hits myself with a book to calm down*

I'm putting Xuewen's face here cause she'd probably be laughing like mad after I hit myself w/ a book.

If you want to see more photos of her... get your friends to read my blog k. ^^

Ok la don't say I selfish ok. I'll be spontaneous abit more..... give you see another thing! LOL.

Her admirer xoxo.

They can aim for the moon together hand in hand, heart to heart and side by side each other. LOL

Super shitty quality pictures @ Clarkquay~

On the bus to home~

She was laughing happily.....

Or was she smiling? Same la right....

She "EH!!!!" me when I took a photo of her...

I told her that I wanted to feature her on my blog so she posed like a demure woman....

ChinMei ah...... LOLOL.

Recently hor I got the mood to act cute so here's me holding my soft toy.

Xuewen said she thought I was holding my dress till she had a closer look wtf -_-

2 + 2 = 4! Add another 10 and it'll be 14! :D

Yep I'm portraying as a 14 year old kid..... I think I suit this role pretty well.

AND I LOVE HASHBROWNS.

Twist!

Ok I'm running out of poses so here's another twist.
Most easy pose ever.

Feeling sleepy now... bye.

Goodnight! ^^

Kidding! Not yet not yet~

Seriously last picture k!!

Since you were already shocked by my yawning picture LOLOL.

This is a guy with pink hair.... wah!

2011-10-09T14:30:00.000+08:00

First time we met! :)

2011-10-06T04:34:00.000+08:00

Candid shot. LOL what the hell sia I look like zombie while Felicia just looks like a blank buck teeth.

Candid shot. I think we both look pretty good.

I miss having a chalet with these people lol.

But Nigel smokes ew.

2011-10-04T14:22:00.000+08:00

What the fk. LOL.

2011-10-03T02:54:00.000+08:00

Aren't kids such cute shits!!

Though most kids are fucking annoying 23.9/7

In that 0.1/7 leftover, they can be pretty cute too!

HAHAH just for that mere second of taking that photo.

Here's another one to end this entry! :)

My cousins k, not some random stray kids abducted by me.

2011-10-02T05:06:00.004+08:00

Electrocute you until you die.
*CONFIDENT* LOL.

Again!! Dian si ni.

Ok bye. /smile.

2011-10-01T01:03:00.001+08:00

Dug up this picture out of my porn stash hehe.

Yes I put my own pictures into my porn folder cuz I'm sexy.... ^^

I always get a boner when I look at myself in the mirror.

2011-09-24T19:37:00.000+08:00

I where got hunchback?

Ok what. Lol this picture was taken by some paparazzi....

I found in on the internet WOOHOO.

MOMMY I'M ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-09-23T19:08:00.004+08:00

Chalet woohooooo.

Mary need wear glove to bathe cause of her fingers.. LOL.

Ok not funny. F3.

Here's a picture of my sister.

Ok this is funny.

Ok here are chalet pictures!!!!!!!!

OK I ONLY GOT 1 PICTURE LOL.

Cause my phone went berserk so I did a restore on it, everything's gone!

I see if I can steal pictures from them if they took any ok.

Anyway, see the amount of food waiting to be grilled/thrown into soup!

Ok actually in this picture you can't tell that there's A LOT OF food but there was la.

And also, what you see in the picture were all leftovers cause this was the 2nd dinner.

We had dinner on the first day but there were lots of leftovers so we kept em' in the fridge for the next dinner!

We ate and guess what?

There were still leftovers..... all thrown!

Those can be kept were kept and bought home by me though thus explaining my aching bones. T_T

Every part of my body is aching from Tuesday's chalet.

I went to the chalet with one bag which was already quite heavy.. but I went home with 3 bags wtf.

Laptop, books, etcs were in my bag..

Another bag was my clothes.

Other bag was the leftover food from the chalet LOL.

If I don't take, sure throw away one cause nobody wanted.

That'd be throwing $20+ away! How can sia!

See the amount of jellies~

All mine to eat..... WITH A PRICE.

My sore bones. T_T

Here's a dog masturbating itself.

Close-up.

Ok bai.

2011-09-18T07:59:00.005+08:00

You fall in love with a person, not his or her gender.

No matter straight, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or even E.T.

♀+♂=♥.

♀+♀=♥.

♂+♂=♥.

We're all still human, so nothing's wrong!

Don't condemn people for loving the same gender!

Did a homosexual ever demanded a heterosexual person to live a life of misery

by pairing off with someone of the same sex?

Why should heterosexuals demand homosexuals to follow what they think is the norm?

Just live your damn life. Yep you can judge them, but does that make you feel more superior? =)

You may find it repulsive when you look at couples doing intimate stuffs outside but..

hey, at least respect their love!

Your love life is most likely more inferior anyway. LOL!

If not you most likely won't be affected at all.

But please la can you be intimate at home or elsewhere without people?!

No matter straight, gay or lesbian cause see liao also irritated cause I AM NOT ATTACHED OK.

ctually they want kiss, hug or sex in public also not my problem.

They have the freedom to do so what!!

So.... FML.

When you're not attached, doesn't your thoughts run wild?

Hehehe IS THERE ANYONE INTERESTED IN ME!!!!!!!?!?!?

I think I have no luck in love lor!

Sucks to be me! Hahaha.

Also hor, aren't you curious of how friends, families, relatives, strangers think of us TRULY?

Do they like our facial features, personality, height or the smell we emit?

OR NONE AT ALL LOL

In their mind...... "This person is fuck ugly and smelly max"

When you see someone that catches your attention, aren't you curious if they feel the same towards you?

All sorts of questions, possibilities start to flood your mind!

Hehe like love at first sight?

In my heart, I hope that at least one feature of mine would catch the attention of that one person I really love.

Then you start to struggle whether you should confess or not after a period of time.

Your struggling period would shorten if you find ask earlier though! Instead of probing every single day!

Why make yourself suffer, thinking of things that make you unable to concentrate?

Not worth! Be brave hehe!

Don't have to be so direct la, slowly also can.

Start to SMS, MSN or whatever form of communication you like first? Lol.

Other than love at first sight, there are those people that are already quite close to you!

You treat each other well enough... like doing a lot of things together, etc.

These bonds, feelings might convert into love too!

But people will still be afraid of confessing cause what if this relationship fails?

Not even friendship will remain! Heartbreak :(

So.... you'd rather not say anything about having any feelings towards that person

and let your feelings stand still at an ambiguous state.

Ok move on.

You need a prevention jab cuz you prolly can't handle what I'm going to say next.

I'm going to list the things I wanna do with my other half hehe!

But if it's not possible then its okay! No need to do EVERY SINGLE THING on the list!

1. Wear couple rings, shirts, shoes, whatever couple-able!

Most people do that but..... who you're doing this with is different! :D

I'll deliberately ask my other half to blow a bubblegum!

Then please imagine me rushing into that picture above to pop the bubblegum with my tongue!

3. Purposely trip my partner! LOL :x

Then I'll catch/hold tightly and give a hug instead!

4. Play true or dare!

I can ask super sensitive questions heh.

Most people don't lie in true or dare right?!? RIGHT!

5. Surprise headbutt!

LOLOL pain and sweet!

6. Ride couple bike!

I should learn how to ride a bike properly in case we both get injured =_=

7. A picture for number 7!

Which means taking couple pictures!

Another common thing but.... it'd be us! Not other people HAHA.

Then stick it everywhere to showoff (Y)

Wallet, room, laptop, water bottle whatever la just stick anywhere!

8. Goof around, play prank on others together!

Prank a person we both know? Hahaha.

Ok la not that boliao. Void this idea!

SHOUT I love you in public.

Yes, literally shout at the top of both of our voices out in public!

Make it audible for everyone present there so they'll get jealous! :x

10. When it's a super stable relationship... tattoo!

We'll do it on opposite hands.

See what shape/icon/logo we both like!

11. Share cotton candy!

If there are little bits on the face, I can lick it off what.

Don't have also can lick la actually. LOL wtf whats wrong with me....

The pocky game!

Both will start at the end of the pocky.

Then you get will gradually get closer and closer..... hehe then end up kissing (Y)

Actually there is ANOTHER thing I wanted to add to this list but.. I didn't la.

I suppose you all know what are saga seeds right?

Look at the picture above if you are stupid LOL

There's a rumour saying that if you pick those seeds up TOGETHER as a couple, you will BREAK UP.

So please don't do it!!

I'm sure you have some must-do things mah!

What's yours? :P

2011-09-17T08:00:00.000+08:00

KBOX @ Mount Faber [Safra]

With YanLin, Irene, Lowell!

What do you do when you're with your friends/family at some karaoke place?

Are you the crazy party person?

The corner emo one?

Awkward kid that doesn't know to sing or not to sing?

You're the one that picks/selects songs?

Tidbits muncher?

Or.... are you like me?

The one that plays around with the selection panel?! HAHAH.

The one at KBOX has games so... yeah! :D

Not just playing snake, tetris or whatever yknow!

I am an awesome kid so I play with SONGS as well!

Choosing random weird songs! YESSSSSS?

10 little indians!

And some funky china songs sung by these singers!!

AWESOME LEVEL: MAXIMUM.

Old china singers are the best!

Best k! Better than black man rapping. (Y)

Ok la back to the main point LOL.

Here's the pick song touchscreen thing.

We had like 10 pages of songs haha.

This is like the ending liao, left a few songs only.

Her whisiper is the lushifer~

Bu jie dian hua de ta! [You wouldn't answer my calls]

LOL not bad ah, sing until so ru shen!

Irene singing Ji Mo Ji Mo Jiu Hao (y)

Irene only sang like 1 song LOLOL.

The Ji Mo Ji Mo Jiu Hao only.

See YL sing until so tao zui omfg

I wonder wtf she singing.

Lowell emo cuz not english song :(

Here are 2 group photos!

Hehe inside got mirror, easier to take pict (y)

We sang from 7:45pm to 11:59pm!

Very worth it hor? Hehehe.

2011-09-16T00:26:00.000+08:00

Fuck you players.

2011-09-13T04:21:00.001+08:00

Me and shihao imitating one couple..... LOLOL

2011-09-09T19:35:00.002+08:00

Yay another youtube video!!

2011-09-04T17:47:00.001+08:00

Wow. Smile until so sweet on mrt lol.

HAPPY ME

Act one sexy model on mrt. Bangala behind you only wtf

Act one cute model

Bottom right corner of this picture also another model shot of hers.

2011-09-03T17:40:00.001+08:00

The open mouth edition of funny pictures. One of the guy in the photo is me.... try and find. Lol.

Bonus pict of fat lady on mrt.

2011-09-01T09:24:00.006+08:00

Super rant about my woes with starhub and dlink (brand of the modem). FML.

I'm having problems with my modem for around the past 3 months.
Cause of this fucking fail product of Dlink, the DCM-604. -.-
Tried my best to fix it by following guides I could find on the internet but it was futile LOL.
If the guides doesn't work, the problem lies with the product alr, not my configuration right?
And not as if I don't know how to configure a router lor wtf HOW LONG I USE COMPUTER ALREADY =_=

Ok so I called starhub for help yep... the stupid 1633 hotline.
Need queue up wait those workers to pick up my call.
Ok so like after 1 hour, my call got picked for the first time.
So she answered my call, in exchange for answering my call, I told her the problem I was facing.

My ONLY SUPER DEADLY SOLE PROBLEM OF THIS MODEM: Getting disconnected every 2 hours ON THE DOT.
1. Wah you imagine la people play game until climax, then get disconnected.
2. People downloading super big files but file gets interrupted cause of the disconnection. = NEED TO RE-DL.
Fucking irritating like dog barking non-stop.

First time she said to moniter my modem and all, refresh signal, check signal and whatever.
Then get back to me the next day to see if it helps. Ok I follow.
The staff did get back to me, but nothing ever gets changed...
After a period of time, around 2 days, she stopped calling back so yeah.. I'm left hanging there along w/ my modem.

Nevermind, I called back again.
I repeated the same thing as above again.. like an idiot yes I know.
Then yes history repeats itself.
The staff said to get back to me but didn't.
This staff didn't even called back even ONCE, unlike the above who called me like thrice.
Ok what the fuck.

I called back the third time..
Guess what? This asshole told me to call dlink cause dlink's modem is at fault, not starhub.
This sentence I agree, yep it's their modem's fault.
My previous samsung modem had almost no problems at all, only sometimes laggy nia.
But why did I call him an asshole? Read on.

So I got dlink's hotline from that asshole. Yep I called dlink directly after I ended the call with starhub.
And here's what I got:
1. Another one hour queue for someone to pick up my call
2. Some pinoy accent girl talking to me
3. Pinoy girl directing me to configure my router. (What the fuck?)
4. I followed. She told me to change router's channel to 11.
5. YES THATS ALL SHE SAID.
6. Call ended.
I was like WHAT THE FUCK AS IF THAT WILL HELP. And YES I WAS CORRECT, TOTALLY SPOT-ON.
It didn't do any shit. I still disconnected after 2 hours. -.-

Once again I called back to dlink the second time..
Yep this time that fella ask me change configuration again.
This configuration made one of the light bulb of the modem lit up.
Ok I was like wow it's blue!! Different from the other yellow bulbs on the modem!

Then she said that if the problem persists, they will glady do a 1 to 1 exchange of the modem.
She told me to just call back if problem persists.
Then the call ended~
ANyway, I was like.. maybe this might work since there's a new light on the modem!!
BUT NO IT DIDNT KA NI NA BU CHAO CHEE BYE YOUR MOTHER BANG CAR DIE.
STILL DISCONNECT 2 HOURS ON THE DOT.

Here's me calling dlink for the 3rd time. =_=
So yep I called and said I wanted to do an exchange.. and guess who answered my call?!
A male pinoy!! :D
"Hey sir you cannot just change like that!!" WAH PIANG EH -.-
I literally shouted at this fella, so he gave me information on how to change my modem.

Upon receiving the instructions on what I should do ah.. I headed down to Funan with the required items.
The shop I was gunna do a 1 to 1 exchange at was PCPRO Computer Services..
I reached there, only to be TOLD BY THE LADY THERE THAT THEY DON'T DO 1:1 EXCHANGE FOR THIS MODEL.
The change of modem can be only done by starhub for DCM-604!!
She told me to get starhub to send people down my house to change the modem.
I was also told by the lady that I'm not the first, there were tons that came here like an idiot. = =

AND WAH THAT STARHUB ASSHOLE MADE FUN OF ME!!!
ASK ME CALL DLINK FOR WHAT.
STARHUB IS IN CHARGE OF CHANGING THIS MODEL OF MODEM LEH.
WHY YOU DON'T KNOW HOW DO YOUR JOB?!?!

THAT PINOY DLINK FELLA ALSO MADE FUN OF ME.

I'm FUCKING SURE that I AM DEFINETELY NOT THE FIRST THAT CALLED THEM UP ALREADY LOR.
Knn still ask me go 1:1 exchange. You should alr know that YOUR DAMN COMPANY DOESN'T DO AN EXCHANGE FOR THIS MODEL!
WHY YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR JOB?! QUIT LA!!!!!
Very hard to relay CORRECT information to the caller MEH.
You pick up like TONS of calls every day, meaning that you mislead don't know how many alrd.

And please lor each single time I call, I have to wait like an hour before someone even fucking picks up the call.
Pcb waste my time _l_
I very free meh keep call your hotline.
I can use my time to play games leh. Zzzz =_=

Actually the solution was simple from the start lor.

Why do you have to make things so complicated?

Just send someone down my house along with a new modem and change it...

Or just give me the modem and I'll gladly fix it myself.

But after typing these rants, I feel even more irritated.

Why the fuck do I have do suffer all these shit?

Not as if my father never pay broadband fee.

Pay around $50 per month get such sucky shit.

SO I AM GOING TO SCOLD STARHUB TILL THEY SEND SOMEONE DOWN TO CHANGE THE FUCKING MODEM.

I want to eat the whole of starhub and dlink so I can fuck them upside down in my stomach.

-UPDATE-

Lol so starhub agreed to send their staff down to help check so.....

First time the staff came, he tweaked some settings and yep he mentioned that it's alright alr..

But after he went, 2 hours later I still disconnected lol -_-

2nd time...

This staff changed the DCM-604 to another DCM-604.

Yeah ok good job yay!!! But no it didn't solve the problem too wtf I STILL fucking disconnect every 2 hours.

What the fuck is wrong with this product? =_=

It's gunna be the 3rd time soon wtf.

Going to ask them to change it to a STANDARD NON-WIFI MODEM.

No more 2-in-1 bull + shit.

2011-08-29T16:18:00.003+08:00

Don't say I only laugh at obese people.

I laugh at myself too... wtf with these yawning pictures.

Especially this one LOL. Please locate me inside the pict and laugh the fuck out.

2011-08-28T16:16:00.001+08:00

You draw stickmans with a dick when your sexual desire gets to the peak.

2011-08-23T21:03:00.008+08:00

True isn't it.

One of my major flaw..... hmmm.

Short attention span towards things I don't like.

Studying for example.

I need to show tenacity la seriously. Olevel's approaching!

Where got people nv study for like a year plus then last 2 months rush like mad?

ME LOR. LOL =_=

Digress abit.......

My subjects all pretty messed up now ah. Basic things I also forget how to do.

But aiya as long as I carry on studying like what I'm doing now,

every single recollection of how to do those questions will come back to me!

I believe it will kk. Hehe.

AND HOR I'm taking geography for o's this year.

A subject I totally nv touched on before wtf. Since I took literature in sec sch.

I need to complete it within 2 months, along with other subjects.

I think I'm quite awesome in a way also la, if I can pull through.

The fact that O's impending won't change kk. Buck up hehe!

Confidence level 100~ =D

Also ah, I wish I had the capability to sing decently.

But well I was born w/ this voice so... can't help it!

This flaw is invalid k, I believe singing cannot be nurtured unless you were born w/ a nice voice!!

Fuck this shit la LOL.

Next time if I wanna pick up dancing how.

CCB then I won't be able to dance AND sing nicely at the same time _l_

MINOR flaw..

No sense of cleanliness. Means dirty la! LOL

Tissues lying all around my bed, sweet wrappers, clothes that were worn before..

HEHE! But once in awhile I DO CLEAN UP.

Like 2 weeks to a month once.

That is bad.

Next MINOR flaw...

I game too much ah. Neglect myself and people around!

Neglect myself meaning that I don't eat ah. Whole day drink water only unless food is bought to me.

Neglect others means I don't pick up phone calls, reply smses and all.

If you talk to me while gaming, I'll give one word reply also.

This is supposed to be a major flaw leh. But I think I've improved throughout the years.

So it's now demoted to a minor minor flaw of mine~ =D

The most I ignore everybody for like 3 days max only. Really. LOL.

K NEXT IS A BIG FLAW.

I'm 23/7 skeptical of others. Others meaning those that aren't really that close la.

Like those seeing you for the first time, can be super friendly towards you.

(EH ALTHOUGH IF I'M IN A GOOD MOOD, I'LL DO THE SAME THING LOL =_=)

In my brain ah, I always doubt their good will / intentions.

It's like I don't have mentos on me, stop being so nice to me, I don't have candy to give you!!!

You get nothing nice in return for being awesome to me.

It's pretty hard to trust people nowadays ma.. :(

How to be so gullible? How old alr still anyhow trust people meh.

Believing the wrong person might cause you an emotional breakdown kk.

K NEXT IS A GIGANTIC FLAW.

Trusting people I meet online like I've known them for years alr IMMEDIATELY after 1 or 2 chats.

Wah. This one is power de la. He/she might be a rapist behind screen lor.

Lure people into their net only.

Later meet them I kena kidnap how? LOL!! I so handsome later they disfigure me.

LOL OK NICHOLAS WHY YOU SO BU YAO LIAN?!?!

Not like I haven't met nice people online la.

People like

this fella lor.... nice ma. Although he always bad mood then scold me one zzzz.

Always aim me. I very easy bully ah jlzy??? _l_ for you!!!!

And I just had to insert his picture cause it's damn funny la lol.

AIYA END OF POST LA LOL VERY HARD TO THINK OF MY OWN FLAWS ONE LA LOL I AM SO PERFECT.

Ok la last flaw.

LAST FLAW OF MINE IS THAT I HAVE TOO LITTLE FLAWS! LOL.

What are some more of my shortcomings? And what are yours? ;)

2011-08-19T07:07:00.004+08:00

YOU ARE GOING TO STUDY

On a side note, I look suave~ Praise me praise me LOLOL.

2011-08-18T07:07:00.004+08:00

Seoul garden today w/ Felicia & Lowell~

The one on the left is Felicia the bird.

The one on the right with the bird on his palm is Lowell.

Ok that's not funny, how about this?

Funny mah?

How can you not laugh at my face when I'm doing this? o_O

If you didn't smile/smirk, here's a piece of burnt beef for you bitch.

Leftovers!

That is a happy prawn dipping it's head into the soup.

Trying to imitate Felicia's facebook display pict.

Her actual facebook display picture.

Don't we resemble each other so much? =D

And omfg behold!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCANDAL 2011

This is definitely not one of my bizarre idea.

They did this willingly..... fucking wanna prove their love in front of me _l_

2011-08-13T06:24:00.001+08:00

Got invited by MaryLee for 7mth month dinner!

Not just me k, WanTing YanLin Lowell Evan too!

So yep it's just the six of us owning the table! No strangers sat with us =D

Noobie wen didn't come (N)

So here are the food picts!

Some picts were taken halfway after we consumed the food like partially alr. Lol.

First dish! I luv it =D

And there was one piece of fried thing still left on the plate.. nobody took it.

Wanting said NOBODY will take and eat it cuz all too shy.

Standard haiz want spur finish last piece only.

Then I take lor..... I thick skinned what.

Sharkfin! =D

With a lot of ham and beansprout at bottom despite the picture shown -.-

5 spice + abalone.

Underneath the abalone = a lot of nonsense. LOL quite a norm now after the shark fin.

Chicken. I didn't like it at all - -

This soup is the awesome, tastes like heaven! Don't know is what soup.

I had like 4 bowls. LOL!

Horrible looking fish. But tastes quite decent o.o

I had a shock. And they played with the dead fish's mouth. Wtf.

Garlic prawnsssss T_T

This is eaten halfway btw. They not that stingy to give such a little portion.

Noodles noodles~

Dessert! Mango sago~ =D

Went off to play pool after that..... won once lost twice.

CAUSE I WEAK!

WEAKLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

In memories of Irene since she didn't go for the dinner.

RIP

2011-08-12T11:11:00.003+08:00

Happy birthday Aden & Kenneth!

Thruout all these years, I nv notice your birthdays fall on the same date till today sia.

Instead of a "one liner"post like other birthday dedication entries, I'll try to type as much as I can!

Not that much la, 1 paragraph enough. LOL.

Ok. Digress ah.

I met Aden on BATTLE.NET (Blizzard game platform k)

His IGN was like Lesspewmorepew or something similar?

AIYA HIS IGN WAS LESSBIAN LA. K.

Then ya started to play games together blabla, wah who thought we can become friends.

Although you now very poor thing ah, in NS.

But aiya... enjoy k.

Meet up soon with the rest!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADEN!

K next.

I met Kenneth at -.-????

LOL abit blury ah.

I think I knew him personally in Survivalproject first cause I rmb I got DroneFx in my nicholascjw@hotmail.com.

But end up also nv bother talk and shit.

Then few years later Javan intro-ed him to me AGAIN. K. LOL -_-

By the way why the fuck did I talk to Javan? Or did he talk to me after all these years? LOL!

His/My sudden impulse of wanting to interact with people.

Don't need meet up soon ah, I saw you like 1 week ago.

Ok la meet up sooooon with the rest.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENNETH!

Did you think it will end liddat? NO!

SO HAHAHA YOU'RE WRONG IF YOU THINK I'LL END MY ENTRY LIKE THAT.

I NEED TO PASTE MY OWN PICTURE HERE THEN I WILL BE SATISFIED.

Ok so here's mine.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Handwritten on paint one hor. I kept undo-ing till I wrote decent letters k!

2011-08-10T07:16:00.006+08:00

If you want find google something to laugh, what would you google?

I'd google funny crazy fat man/woman.

I'd youtube funny crazy fat man/woman.

If lets say I give you 2 choices to choose between

1. Google/youtube CRAZY FAT MAN.

2. Google/youtube CRAZY SLIM MAN.

Which would you select?

You most likely WON'T google/youtube crazy SLIM man. Or would you?

Are slim people lacking that fat factor that will make you crack up?

I'm not that sure myself too hehe.

And when I mention FAT, I mean really obese.

Not those with minimal fats. Those pictures won't be funny.. unless they make a ridiculous face.

Take this for comparison!

You're already laughing at this right?

Would you laugh at this too?

Most wouldn't, right? Lol nth funny about this.

Here's one I googled.

She can't wear her jeans.... LOL.

Recently I can't wear a lot of my clothes too.

I'm becoming bigger, better, fatter, stronger! Wahaha.

But it's not really good to be that fat....

You get high blood pressure or whatever illness lol.

Increases the chance of getting stroke also right?

Fat guy taking selca.

Lol.

But as long as you're fat and happy, everything's fine!

Who cares about diseases and such?

Our lifespan has a limit afterall~

Ending with this picture. LOL!

Make a resolution to keep fit k!

So people like me won't save anymore of your fat funny pictures!

But seriously, JUST EAT AND TAKE MORE PICTURES LOL.

Live your life the way you want!

I'll be more than willing to save and upload all your pictures!

2011-08-09T06:42:00.002+08:00

National day celebration!

Or national day COUNTDOWN!!! LOL.

Yanlin thought new year sia. Countdown wor!

YL: 你可以 stay 到这么晚 (12am) meh?

XW: Huh 做什么?

YL: 不是要 countdown meh?

XW: 什么 countdown? Today is National Day leh!

Anyway we went to watch fireworks @ marina bay!

On the top level of the hotel that Mary's father booked.

Photos now!

The fireworks weren't really that awesome LOL.

Just mediocre leh.

I START BALL ROLLING KK WITH A FUNNY ONE.

LOL LAUGH LEH.

Also, can you spot me? =D

So darkkkkkkk but here's YL & ME.

ME & XUEWEN!

No need name liao la you know who is who.

Random victim taken advantage of.

WOOHOO SEXY TRUNKS.

Wtf is that thing behind his ass?

Wah YL posing on this luggage rack.

Us with that nice bellhop fella!

Another group pict yeyeyey with Lowei this time.

A pict of the 2nd victim of the camera....

See her bra strap~

Peace. No provocation intended.

Photo credits all to XUEWEN! :)

2011-08-03T18:01:00.001+08:00

This is sexy.

2011-07-29T01:32:00.008+08:00

Compilation of some of my tweets and retweets.

Follow me on twitter la, my followers not increasing at all! So kelian T_T

Follow and talk to me there!! #lonelyuntilphonevibratesonlyoncepermonth

It'd be nice if I can get 1 follower per day~

Twitter link's at the information on the top left! That box with my picture okie.

Youtube link is there as well, check those videos out too ;)

All highlighted in blue so don't miss it!

2011-07-26T22:59:00.004+08:00

Running man!

Variety show full of comedy/random acts.

Not forgetting scary sparta kook's rage! :(

Introducing the casts!

Actually I just wanna post funny picts of them.

So here goes... my short story of the running man casts!

Miss blank Ji Hyo is impressed cause....

While monday boyfriend Gary is as calm as ever cause.....

At the same time HaHa is going crazy too cause.....

CAUSE OF JAESUK'S DISGUISE WTF WIG!! But not just him.....

EVEN THE COMMANDER IS CROSS DRESSING OMFG.

LOLOL muscular ahjumma!

Most likely influenced by the maknae FD through previous episodes!

He's a crossdressing master that stands out! LOL.

Picture credits goes to http://runningmangifs.tumblr.com/

Check out more GIFs there!

Here's 1 more GIF.

Yay JoongKi the brainy.

Check the variety show out if you neither heard or saw it before @ iSUBS Squad!

Subs are free + High Quality! :D

Have fun laughing your ass off! (Not every episode though..... some are boring liek sh1tz)

2011-07-14T09:32:00.007+08:00

First try: 72
Second try: 86
Third try: 90
Fourth try: 90
Fifth try: 90

90 words

Hard get past 90! :(

2011-07-13T07:29:00.003+08:00

I look like a clown YAY!

2011-07-08T01:21:00.002+08:00

Don't you think it's weird for NURSING courses to have such a high COP?

Lol shouldn't it be very low instead.

You need patience, endurance qualities to take care of patients.

Must be able to take hardship de lei.

Clean patient shit, must appear asap when he needs you or else he'll die or smth.

Haha altho the latter is more of the doctor's.

If you are alrd that lazy to study those dead/boring books..

how to take care of living people?!

This kinda of medical job cannot slack and must be alert one lei.

Injecting the wrong dose of vaccine.

Give wrong medicine how.

Feed wrong pills how.

Operate wrong person how? Nurses might be doctors lei.

Check up for the incorrect person how.

One mistake = one person's life lei.

If these mistakes doesn't kill the person getting cured, it'll make the person suffer even more.

MISTAKES do happen for sure though.

But we need maximum perfection for life&death issues.

99.9999999% okie.

Doctors rarely make mistakes for operations, we need more of them!

Not some shitty doctors that diagnose patient conditions wrongly and such.

So their OWN life will actually be treasured more after they recover from their sicknesses.

People around them will show more concern too.

Business that important?

Nobody treat your illness you also die.

Bring money go in coffin k.

I believe those that take the nursing/doctor path has passion for the job scope itself.

2011-07-07T00:41:00.002+08:00

The fishing trip video gets an entry by it's own! HAHA

If you haven't read the fishing trip entry, read it then watch!

Ok la nv read also can watch

cuz this video alot of nonsense not related one LOL.

-> Fishing trip entry <-

2011-07-05T03:23:00.003+08:00

Woohoo video of me!

Don't laugh cause I'm smiling to myself on screen...

I checking my smile and teeth condition ok LOL.

Anyway there are more quite a few new videos uploaded on my youtube so....

http://www.youtube.com/user/nerdybaka

CHECK EM' OUT!

2011-07-03T03:07:00.002+08:00

I wanna buy a new iphone cover!

-UPDATE-

Hehe I have a new cover now.

It's spongeboooooooob and the snail.

What's the name for the snail ah?

I still need a new screen protector for the front and back though!

Feel like getting the mirror one.

Wah can see my face 24/7.

LOL joking.

Wouldn't it be nice if there's really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

I'd go be a rainbow hunter!

Like how you'd be a pokemon master if pokemons exist! :)

2011-07-02T15:01:00.002+08:00

Drinking orange juice by the orange tree under the orangey sunlight that's shining upon his orange skin.

2011-07-01T02:40:00.001+08:00

*Grabs cookie back from Nicholas*

*MIDDLE FINGER _l_*

:P LIKE A BOSS LOL.

2011-06-30T23:02:00.002+08:00

Are you feeling down?

Hear me sing this awesome chinese song yo.

New entry below! I'm keeping this on top for awhile! :)

2011-06-16T10:34:00.004+08:00

My cute, hilarious, brainy, lovable boyfriend ^^

2011-06-13T05:21:00.010+08:00

This entry's about AikaSEA okie! It's an MMORPG!

First dungeon boss I encountered!
SUPER BIG I SWEAR.
Looks damn intimidating right? It only deals 5damage. LOL.

Hehe the pretty circles inside AikaSEA

Here's a pro mage casting an AOE spell!

My never ending quest list....

Train until crazy alr. LOL.

It's me on a tall mountain kk.

It reads: "DANCING ON TOP OF THE WORLD WOOHOO"

Group screenshot heheh!
Javan -> Kenneth -> Me!
Stupid sia his gun block my head.

Dancing!

Face to face dancing!

Another interpretation: Javan's hand punching my face.... OUCH.

BROMANCE! LOL.

Heheheh AIKA's quite fun to play eh!

My class's a Night Magiciannnnnnn... my dream is to become the ultimate mage....

Join me in my conquest xoxo.

I play in Gastark! :)

2011-06-12T19:07:00.004+08:00

I will never get sick of him.. LOL.

Crazy fuck! Always dancing the same moves.

Nickdreamer's youtube channel (Click)

I recommend you to listen

Jinglebells

My heart will go on

Bad romance

Tiktok

TILL THE END OK.

2011-06-10T03:08:00.004+08:00

I find this picture nice!

Hehehe although my finger looks weird there but...

you must know that it's very hard to hold the phone while you try to snap a photo of yourself using iphone lol.

Cause the touchscreen button is very hard to press!

Wish I had a camera with effects included heh. But actually no..... the camera will just rot there LOL. I can't be bothered to take photos... seriously! This zilian kuang mode only comes once in awhile.

Zilian kuang mode = Vanity craze mode = Take load of pictures of myself and only myself.

LOL.

2011-06-06T19:38:00.004+08:00

6th june chalet!

I overslept LOL!!

Met them @ 18chef (Xuewen Lowei YanLin Evan)

Waited for them to finish their food.... then we took MRT to PasirRis!

Usual routine for chalets..

White sands shopping centre > Value shop > NTUC

To get all the necessary stuffs like soap, air freshener... yknow? Lol.

Took 403 to PA flat chalet! (Wah we damn poor things, ALWAYS this dirty chalet)

Tried to check in but LOL the admin there super annoying.

Want let us check in or dowan?!

Make so much noise, say so much nonsense! Very free ah...

Things like no hanky panky in the room..

Sex.

Drinking alcohol.

SMOKING.

LOL Lowei has that smoking face BO BIAN.

After all that bullshit we went thru, we checked in!

That unit was super smelly ah I swear... indian smell :(

We finish spraying a whole bottle of air freshener wtf LOL. $3.45 air freshener okie!

Then we started playing cards!

Bluff/Cheat was the game's name I think.

Hahah very funny to see them keep making mistakes.

Already got 4 sevens or something.... still got people say one seven!

(It's ok if you don't get it. I get it then ok liao)

Then we set up internet connection!

Started to play computer games insted.

OMFG NO LIFE.

Play play play till dinner time..... went to white sands shopping centre!

Met Weehaw there!

Had SUPWAY for dinner! LOL.

Student meal yay!! $5.50 only ^.^

Ate finish..... walk walk around again.

Walk lai walk qu hai bu shi yi yang. LOL.

Then Xuewen parted w/ us! T_T

Fuck your BBQ the next day kk! KANINA!!!!!

I dapao-ed noodles~

Back to the chalet we go! ^_^

Back there... hehe!!

I sang songs okie. The most imba one was 瑰玫瑰我爱你

I rmb I sang cuz I was bored..... they all wanted to sleep already! KANINA!!!!!

Come chalet so early sleep zuomo! :(

So yep I sang this..... to disturb all of them.

I prevented them from sleeping like at least an hour.. HEHE.

Not just singing la.

Here's me taking a picture of myself in the dark. Wtf very pain expression.

Damn pain LOL my eyes, flash too fuckin' glaring.

^ Wah LOL nice hole above can peek thru.

^Wah damn sexy sia high cut shorts? LOL.

Some leg pictures I taken before I started to calm down from high-ing.

LOL then they slept peacefully while I played computer.

7th June.

KK ALL OF THEM WOKE UP LIKE 1:30 PM.

AIYA then I lazy bathe. I walked out of chalet super unglam like a boss.

Went to white sands again!

Decided on sakae sushi but... the time was too early!

Needed like 50minutes more before we could go in.

Loitered around like an idiot LOL.

Saw Kenny & Javan there also! Wah so lucky see me, nv ask for my signature.

Omg Lowell looks like some cute pig here. LOL sifeizhu!

Then we finally went in YAY!!

I made a lot of noise LOL.

Super thickskinned there.... keep zi-highing.

Super throw face ah... in case you forgot,

I DIDN'T BATHE, WORE HOODIE OUT.

*Super ugly state*

Went back I slept... CAUSE I DIDN'T SLEPT A WINK :(

I think I slept at 6pm..

THEY WATCH TV TILL LIKE 10 THEN THEY KEEP COME DISTURB ME

KANINAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

WATCHED CHUCKY ON FUNSHION! Hahahah damn funny.

While Xuewen was there during the chalet, we imitated him.

At night after xuewen went, we still imitated him.... LOL.

We did it from 0:00 to 0:21.. so can you image that in your head now?

HAHAHA.

Here's Evan sleeping for the 2nd day of chalet.

And thats NOT all ok!

We had war in the dark.

Stealing pillows, blankets, disturbing Evan cuz he's the only one sleeping LOL.

Tug of war sia seriously play till damn tired.

Seriously we play till damn rough or smth liddat.

Pull the blanket FUCKING hard LOL, literally max strength.

Surprised that it didn't split into two or something.

I rmb I randomly danced with the lights switched on as well like crazy! :)

8th June.

We WANTED to go KBOX la.

But I screwed everything up cause I thought kbox was at Tampines -.-!!

KBOX ended but being located @ DOWNTOWN EAST. Kanina!

LOL it was too late when we reached downtown east alr, don't have the offer!

So yep.... hanged around there for awhile hehe.

Froyo, NTUC, some random noodle store at basement and more!

Then went back to chalet, started to pack up heh!

I was supposed to stay back la but I ran away from chalet w/ Yanlin & Weehaw

not cause I wanna pangseh on purpose hor!

I wanted to have a good sleep on my own bed cause chalet = CANNOT SLEEP AT ALL.

Super tired from going crazy past days k!

So yeh, took MRT home.

I detoured from home, went to cold storage @ holland village first...

BOUGHT LIKE $30 OF FOOD LOL

CRAZY FUARK WOOHOO. (The moment I finished this entry, food's all GONE alr, in my stomach!)

Then finally reached home and slept!

Had fun these few days although not all were present cause of problems here and there but...

most importantly is I HAD FUN!

Thats all it matters haha.

Sorry to Lowell kk pangseh you there with Evan! :p

They both stayed there till like 8am to check out!

Xiexie okeh! :D

AND HERE'S THE HIGHLIGHT FOR THIS CHALET!

Frozen jelly! HEHEHE you should really try!

I thought it'd taste like crap/hard to bite but.... I was wrong!

Mary thought me this method of freezing the jelly in freezer hehe!

And whose's pants is that in the picture wtf -.-

2011-06-06T03:59:00.001+08:00

Woohoo random laughing @ void deck.

Irene's dancing skill is awesome LOLOL.

She's like some crazy fat woman dancing HAHA.

Older post:

http://nerdybaka.blogspot.com/2011/02/vid-link.html

2011-06-04T18:30:00.002+08:00

This is why I'm awesome.

2011-05-29T03:08:00.001+08:00

I'm studying!!

Look!! Too much studying makes you look nerdy! :(

Ok la Chinese O's tmr, gunna last minute mug more!

I hope I grow load of pimples.

More pimples = the higher my stress level!

Hahah, WHICH MEANS I'M PUTTING IN EFFORT!

Here's something China-fied: 来一个华文甲一好不好! 握或!

Speaka engrish? Okeh okeh! I hope I get A1 for Chinese! :D

Shall wear red on monday! Red shirt, red pants, red underwear!

Comfirm A1 like that! *SELF HYPNOSIS*

Teeheeeeee!

2011-05-28T02:56:00.001+08:00

Hehe this is my sist along w/ a doubting expression on her face.

Do we look alike? :O

Should take a picture with her soon... it's been a long time since we did that together!

She always bully me one.. say I smelly :(

I where got so bad smelling sia LOL.

You come that time, coincidentally I haven't bathe only kk!

I LAZY CANNOT AH HAHAH.

K love my sist, bai.

2011-05-23T11:26:00.010+08:00

Yes, the simplified guide/information of all you need to know about JAILBREAKING!
Or should I say guide for dummies?
Hehe whatever! As long as you understand my guide!

There are so much other guides/defamatory topics of it around.
Cause almost everyone carries an iphone now!

But what do you really know about it after reading them?
You've heard all those rumors about it jamming your iphones, voiding the warranty BUT..
the fact is that the risks involving jailbreak are just naughts.
Not even any consideration is needed.
JUST JAILBREAK IT. It's legal anyway.
Trust me, you wouldn't even regret even for a second!

Just follow this guide hehe. I assure you that it'll be helpful, though it's a wall of text! :D

Search for jailbreaking guides on google!
I recommend redsn0w's jailbreaking guide!
Please make sure that the guide you're following is of the same version as your iOS, not any random version.
ALSO, IT MUST BE AN UNTETHERED VERSION.
Tethered versions are too troublesome, seriously!
You don't have to know what it does, but believe me it's fucking annoying.

Okay so here's a summation of how you should do it: HERE (Click it, the link's here to help you)
Replace the iOS version of the guide's link if it's not your version!

After jailbreaking, you SHOULD have Cydia. (The appstore for jailbreaked iphones)

Here are just some reasons of why you MUST jailbreak, RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT.

Because you can get ANY paid applications that YOU want, WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY A SINGLE CENT.
via Installous. (The jailbreaked app name)

I'll show you how to download it don't worry heh!

Lets say if you download 500 of those 99cent apps..
Wouldn't that already cost you $500?
That amount of money is sufficient to get you another iphone already!

So now you're now trying to deny that you won't download SO MUCH applications, like the amount I've stated?
Alright, another comparison for you.
For the FEW 99cents apps that you download, wouldn't that suffice you to pay for your phone bills then?!
Or at least half of your total bill?
ALRIGHT IT WILL SAVE YOU AT LEAST 99CENTS,
NOW STFU AND FOLLOW AFTER YOU FINISHED JAILBREAKING.

Steps to downloading:
1. Open Cydia, and go to Manage and then Sources.
2. Press "Edit" (top right), then "Add" (top left).
3. Type http://cydia.hackulo.us and press "Add Source", then "Add Anyway".
4. Go into "Hackulo.us", and look for "Installous".
5. Press "Install" (top right), and wait for it to install.

Watch this video if you're still unclear: HERE
Follow EXACTLY and absolutely NOTHING will go wrong.

Another reason would be the ability to CUSTOMIZE your iphone
Yeahhhhh customization!!
There are so much iphone holders out there already, wouldn't you want yours to be a tad special?
More functions as well? Surpassing those ordinary, boring un-jailbreaked iphones!
I'd definitely want that. Heh! :)

After watching the video of how to download Installous previously, I don't think you'll need another video for guidance!

I can watch high quality / high definition youtube videos on my iphone!
I'm sick of low quality videos on my iphone thru the default youtube app, even can't see a shit.
It's fucking BLUR.
Steps to downloading:
1. Open Cydia, and go to Manage and then Sources.
2. Press "Edit" (top right), then "Add" (top left).
3. Type http://apt.thebigboss.org/repofiles/cydia and press "Add Source", then "Add Anyway".
4. Go into "BigBoss", and look for "Mxtube".
5. Press "Install" (top right), and wait for it to install.

Further tweaking your jailbreaked iphone!
Here are the steps of how to lock your iphone with a little more security with Lockdown Pro!
(Locking things such as messages, private apps, facebook, twitter, e-mails)
Steps to downloading:
1. Open Cydia, and go to Manage and then Sources.
2. Press "Edit" (top right), then "Add" (top left).
3. Type http://www.sinfuliphonerepo.com and press "Add Source", then "Add Anyway".
4. Go into "SiNfuL iPhone Repo", and look for "Lockdown Pro".
5. Press "Install" (top right), and wait for it to install.
You can begin to lock your precious apps that you don't want your friends/relatives/family to touch!

Sick of scrolling/swiping your finger to scroll to your next iphone page?
Fret not!! There's Barrel, an app for you to change the swiping sequence!
Left to right, right to left, up to down, down to up, scatter, page fading and even more!!
You name it, the app has it!
Steps to downloading:
1. Open Cydia, and go to Manage and then Sources.
2. Press "Edit" (top right), then "Add" (top left).
3. Type http://www.sinfuliphonerepo.com and press "Add Source", then "Add Anyway".
4. Go into "SiNfuL iPhone Repo", and look for "Barrel Cracked".
5. Press "Install" (top right), and wait for it to install.
Change the way you want your icons/apps to move in Settings! :D

But it's not just customization yknow!
Jailbreaking also saves battery life / lower the energy consumption!
Multi-tasking makes the battery drain faster in my opinion!
My iphone disables the multi-tasking ability of the iphone so yeah!
Disabling doesn't really change much. Just that apps have to reload and such after you exit from it.
Steps to downloading:
1. Open Cydia, and go to Manage and then Sources.
2. Press "Edit" (top right), then "Add" (top left).
3. Type http://www.sinfuliphonerepo.com and press "Add Source", then "Add Anyway".
4. Go into "SiNfuL iPhone Repo", and look for "MyOS Cracked".
5. Press "Install" (top right), and wait for it to install.
6. After installation, open Settings and go to "MyOS"
7. You will see few options for you to enable or disable such as multitasking, HDR ability of the camera!

If you followed closely to the guide and had installed every single app I've listed,
you should've noticed that there wasn't a need to add the source for sinfuliphonerepo again
cause it was already there when you've installed Lockdown Pro!
You just had to go into the SinfuL iPhone Repo source and locate for the app you wanted!

From all those sources that I've listed/given you, there are much more applications to download within those sources!
You would've also noticed that by now but if you didn't then now you do! LOL.

Explore the world of jailbreaking k!
Spread the word if you have friends that wanna jailbreak, hehe!!
I want blog readers ^-^!

If you've questions to ask, you can always ask me thru twitter HERE (Click it)
Be sure to follow me too! HAHAH.

2011-05-22T17:25:00.004+08:00

Nice sunlight.

Yellow skin = Asian.

Didn't know MapleSEA's server capacity is that weak heheh.

Still wanna host those type of events that will make the server congested..

You need traffic meh?!

I know my blog needs! :(

Oh ya Felicia, faster confess to Lowei okie! HAHAH.

Always xin bu zai yan when Lowei's not there!!

2011-05-20T04:36:00.005+08:00

Shit lor I didn't know The Noose is so fucking funny!!

Esp Lulu, the KTV hostess! LOL.

Here's a pict of her. Hahah the one she uploaded on the blog! (Joke she made)

Think her facebook's display pict might be this too!

The

hair very fake hor? But aiya!! HAHAH funny what.

What is this sia, some random china girl's pose? LOL.

Here's one video for your pleasureeeeeee!

Fast forward to 2:55 for LULU :D

Another role/character that Michelle Chong plays is Leticia Bongnino HAHA.

She's a celebrity maid!

Here's a pict taken from my iphone while I was viewing their videos on youtube!

Go check it out k!

Just youtube their names, comfirm will have videos showing up one lah!

Or you can just go xinmsn.com!

Her acting/slang is damn real man!

I admire her.

Though I also can imitate la. /showoff!

I tell you ah, not funny you can don't read my blog.

K la just read my blog la.. I need readership to shoot shoot shoot!

2011-05-16T05:54:00.006+08:00

I like taking snapshots nowadays! HAHAH.

Here's a pict to proof something!

This is for real.
I'm a vain guy. (Y)

Don't you wanna see these shots?! :D

Here's one to scare the daylights out of you.

Hehehe with my face cramped up plus all the random shit I can do.

K another for YOU to cleanse your mind!

Don't have to waste a trip getting down to church!

Hehe amen~

2011-05-15T08:19:00.001+08:00

Try it! Bet you can't get full!

I got 95% on the first try LOL.

Didn't know how to spell Calendar!

FML I don't type this word at alll. I only say it :(

2011-05-14T06:59:00.007+08:00

Blogger is back to normal yay!!

K la just posting pictures of myself, not gunna blog, heheh!!

I'm in the excessively vain mode these days.. so pictures of me!

Me only k. FUCK OFF YOU ACT COOL WEAR SHADES THUMBS UP DUDE.

2011-05-08T04:27:00.004+08:00

White teeth :D

I told you mine's white!! Hahah absolutely white k.

K la no la, I so dirty :/

Why pictures only ah nowadays?

No inspiration to blog! Hahah actually no la I'm just lazy to blog.

I have 5 drafts.. -_-

2011-05-07T03:19:00.001+08:00

No my teeth isn't yellowish.

I'm being defensive here HAHA.

Lighting k.

More updates on twitter (Click)

Ok actually not that up to date but still just follow me!!

I can't seem to get past 25 followers wtf.

Dropped from 27 to 22 followers after I changed my display picture.

Fuck?! LOL.

Let my followers growwwwww in numbers!

Grow grow grow!

2011-05-06T06:02:00.001+08:00

Random laughing at Great World City's Mcdonalds.

I'm going crazy with accents, bullying Evan HAHA.

I'm bullying them all! LOL funny until they cry wtf.

2011-04-25T16:43:00.018+08:00

This blog entry is all about Cherry Credits because

I'm participating in this blogging event that CherryCredits organised :)

Doesn't the picture above clearly exemplifies what I'm trying to say? :D

This is simply an event which participants will have to blog an entry for CherryCredits!

You can read the rest of the rules and regulations HERE on their website!

This is the most recent event they're hosting!

Anyway there's another concurrent promotion/event happening as well!

Check it out HERE if you play Ntreev's games!!

Like Trickster Online or even Grandchase :D

If this is the first time you're hearing/seeing the term CherryCredits, I suppose you're not an avid gamer :P

Cherry Credits is actually an easy and secure payment gateway to over hundreds of online games credits globally.

The company provides an innovative payment convenience via CherryCredits PhysicalScratchCards for consumers/merchants!

To sum it up, it just makes everything simpler for your gaming needs! :D

Here's my step by step guide if you're unsure/curious of how the charging system works!

1. Buy the cherry credits scratch card from your nearest convenience store (Check your nearest store HERE)

2. Follow the step-by-step guide at the back of the card.

Added a picture to aid what I'm trying to illustrate! :)

When you're scratching the card for the security code, don't you wish that there'd be some surprise?

Like an additional bonus of extra 10,000CC FREE? HAHA!

3. After you top-up, you can finally charge your cherrycredits for another specific game's cash.

Then you can get your hands on those cash items you wanted since the moment you saw it's awe!

As you can see, I blog quite frequently too!

The event gave me a new topic to blog on cause I realised I didn't really blog about cherry credits before.

But in all seriousness, I did post up an entry of it once.. you can view it HERE!

It was just a one word entry stating that I've won 5k CC before though!

So I thought I'll do a proper entry now!

There's 20k CC up for grabs too!

Why not try my luck to win it? There are five chances afterall! :P

If you were wondering why I won 5k CC, it was because I participated in Cherrycredit's facebook fanpage's event!

The event name was "Feel good cherry treats!"

Basically to answer a question that the fanpage's admin posts and you'll be randomly picked to win the prize!

I was quite lucky to actually win along with others that won too!

You can see who else won here!

I shall show off this picture once again! HAHA.

My certificate of winning 5,000CC!

This was one of the event they've previously hosted!

They love rewarding their consumers!! ^^

Another previous event they've hosted was a facebook event called

"Let's find cherries!"

It's basically finding cherries in a picture!

Why cherries?

Cause CherryCredit's logo/mascot is a cute looking cherry!

Here's a small and plump looking cherry for your eyes to feast on!

Can you see it? Haha!

The picture was taken off cherrycredit's website!

Moving on to games now!!

Here are actually some games which I spent my Cherrycredits on these few years.

First game I've played!

Adventure Quest!

Some of you might know it as battleon!

I topped up some cherrycredits to upgrade my character into a Guardian.

As you can see in the picture above, I became a Guardian on Wednesday, September 03, 2008!

So as I backtracked..

I found out that my transaction date (day I topped up cherry credits) was the same too!

Doesn't this show you Cherry credit's efficiency? :D

Here's my battleon chara cter page if you're interested!

( Or think I'm lying.. ._. )

Alright onto the next game!

Trickster Online!

I don't have any screenshots at all for this game cause I'm playing as a girl character on it!

Haha awkward.

Cause the female character has more elemental spells as a mage!

(5 elements - Fire, water, earth, wind, lightning)

The male one only has light/dark spells as they advance on to higher levels!

Here's just an idea if you really don't know what I'm blabbering about..

Look at their skills and you'll kind of understand what I'm trying to imply!

Male mage

Female mage

So here's my charging list for trickster online instead!

You can see that I only used cherrycredits! Hehe *loyal*

To be honest, it was the most convenient way to charge cash for a host like Ntreev! (Trickster Online's USA provider)

Alternate ways like paypal weren't even choices for kids/teenagers like me to begin with!

I don't have even a single credit card :(

It's really torturing to not look unique or have the strongest cash item which everyone has in games!

Thank god there's still cherry credits since people of any ages can purchase it at places like 7-11 and Comics Connection!

Garena is next on the list!

It's a platform to play DotA/Warcraft 3 maps, not really a game!

It was a hassle to click non-stop to enter a room because it can only hold 225 players.

As you can see, other rooms aren't as populated.. only 10 mere players!

It's very hard to play/host a game there due to the lack of players!

So I topped up cherry credits and became a gold member! :D

A gold member can join a room even if it's full! Making it 226 players!

One click and I'm in, no time spent to join rooms at all!

And on top of that, I can start playing the games I adore immediately!

Another game was Nostale!

My all time favourite game, even till now :)

The game which I charged most of my cash on! (Seriously)

It's all memory now though.. the game closed down like a year ago.

Did you see how much time Noscash/Nostale Cash appeared on that list? HAHAH!

That's my character! I was a mage called RaySwirl in game!

Haha if you happen to know me in the game, say hi!

I even kept this cherrycredit card with a nostale character on it!

Hehe love it!

The card is still in my wallet now!

Nostale also left a huge impression in my mind cause of this technical error Nostale had with Cherrycredits!

Here's a quick summary if you're too lazy to read!

I was anxious because I couldn't redeem my cash in Nostale after CC's transaction!

So I asked for help from the staffs there and they replied me nicely!

Heheh ends my saga of worrying!

Everything got solved by CherryCredits & Nostale!

Thanks a lot ^^v

Moving on... hmmmm how much did I actually spend on Cherrycredits?

Did you know the website keeps a record for you to keep track of?

Here's my account balance!

I have 11,900CC left.. what game should I play next?

The amount of games cherrycredits is integrating with is increasing too..

I'll definitely find a game suitable to my liking to charge these remaining cherrycredits soon!

So why not check out cherry credits today?

I don't have any reasons to lie do I!

Singaporeans always complain if the service isn't up to satisfactory standards :P

Haha stereotypical!

For all your gaming needs/convenience! :D

Like their fanpage @ http://www.facebook.com/cherrycredits too!

They host events occasionally to reward their fans with CCs!

It's at 9000 players and growing! I've already liked it long ago, you should too!

I hope the 20k CC will roll in to me! :D

-UPDATE-

Heheh rmb the blog entry I did about Cherry Credits?!

Results: http://www.cherrycredits.com/sg/news/update/event-results-for-blog-a-cherry-6

Me along with other 4 winners!

There are 18 other lucky winners that won 10k CC as consolation too!

Lucky hor they, hahahah!

Now I have 30k CC to top up for Dragon Nest SEA, woohoooooo!

It's a new game! Close beta is starting soon ^___^!

More information @ http://dn.cherrycredits.com/

Hurry up and reserve your slot!!

Apply for close beta game account :D

2011-04-25T01:18:00.002+08:00

When ur at Plaza Sing, all you rmb wud be how YL's mother fell down.

This is the spot where she fell.

HAHA Lowell ah why you make her fall down!!

Ahma tell you bu ke yi le!

2011-04-22T06:09:00.001+08:00

Mary Lee's little bro.
Hen ke ai hor orange spects.
LOL why XueWen's brother no facebook?
I want steal picture also!! HAHA.

2011-04-18T03:24:00.001+08:00

It has been a month since I quitted from
Kenny Roger Roasters @GreatWorldCity!

These are it's remains.
LOL the order pads I didn't use at all, it's free to take btw.

Off it goes into the rubbish bin :D

And if you're curious about my staff lunch..
WOAH I EAT ALOT.
You know why? CAUSE IT'S FREE ALSO!!
WAHAHA

Anyway hor I nv get the $40 refund for returning uniform/work clothing!

Scam sia!

I nv bothered to call back also! LOLOL

2011-04-14T17:37:00.002+08:00

Smile!

Can you read my shirt? :D

2011-04-10T03:29:00.003+08:00

Irene raping Evan.

Simple and easy to look and understand!

PLEASURE♥

2011-04-08T01:56:00.007+08:00

Lunch @ Mr Curry @ The Central!

With Wanting Lowell & Evan to dine at Mary & YL's workplace ;)

They have this menu there that teaches you a step-by-step guide to ordering!

So meticulous lei.

But people will still miss this page and ask nonsense.

Seriously!

Normal curry!

Squid ink curry!!

Hahaha first time try!

It doesn't really differ much from normal curries.

I don't really like Japanese curry :(

Anyway, went to The Settlers nearby clark quay.
A place where they rent board games for you to play!
It's at 2.50/hr for weekdays & 3.50/hr for friday & weekends!

Heheh it's actually 3.85/hr after the 10% svc charge.

Anyway first game we played was some strategy game!

Hahah forgot the game's name.

We were taught by the staff there!

She's not bad, quite friendly :D

Played Jenga/Taboo after that!

For taboo hor!!

I teamed w/ Wanting

Lowell & Evan formed another!

Hahaha Wanting damn suck in guessing lor at the beginning!

Even the other 2 knew what I was talking about!

Where do birds live/get locked in?

Cage!

When you go LongJohnSilvers, what fried stuff/bits would you want more?

Crumbs! LOL Wanting said "crunchy" HAHA.

Hehehe I think I am good with taboo leh! :D

Though me&wanting still won!

Haha 15 : 10

Anyway next was the sleeping queen card game.

Another weird game la hahaha I play till sian le they still wanna play!

Last game was some piranha game!

See the fish?

These fishes eat all other fishes but not their own kinds.

We were damn unlucky to pick all these fishes w/ their mouth open lor!!

Cuz after this card comes out, we stop our turn.

We picked the fish w/ it's mouth opened like 6 times before

we actually started playing the game.

(Seriously there were a lot of cards to pick from)

It's like a pile of 200 cards LOL.

There are cards with small fish/big fish with their mouths closed mixed within!

Like that 2 hours already wor!

Went back to find Mary & YL for supper! ;)

Ate tzichar at tiong!

Walked back to home from YL's house after that cuz no bus!

The endzxc :D

2011-04-07T15:19:00.003+08:00

Well here's a prawn!! :D

OK LA NO LA.

Today's Felicia's birthday yay!!

With Lowell Evan Xuewen Yanlin Irene & of course Felicia!

Here's an intro of the bday girl if you don't know who she is!

I bet she left a huge impression in your mind with just 3 pictures.

Quite impressive right this face.

Cause she did in my mind!! *Does the buck teeth face*

LOLOL.

I had never once forgotten that face I saw when I first met her.

LOL I'm gunna be so dead.

Alright la move on with the jokes!

Celebrated her birthday @ Crystal Jade [Holland Village]

Had the steamboat buffet heheh!!

Had quite a lot of foood!

Here's just a portion of the list of what we've eaten!

Okay la actually anything there you can keep ordering one.

They'll just keep giving you more. [Beware of food wastage though]

Unlimited orders of xiao long bao!! [Small dragon bun]

Luncheon meat!

LARGE portion of beef, though it was a little frozen! [Was defrosting]

Vegetables.

Oh yes a bunch of seaweed which made the soup taste like crap -_-!!

Happy birthday my dear Felicia! :D

I hope your birthday wish was to abate your lying tendencies!

2011-04-04T16:28:00.001+08:00

Enlarge it to scare yourself in the middle of the night.

2011-04-03T12:04:00.005+08:00

Ask me something you've always been curious about!

ANONYMOUSLY! (I absolutely won't know who you are)

My formspring (Click!)

Follow me on twitter too!
Just for fun.
I don't even have a single tweet yet. HAHA.

Maybe I'll tweet in future!

My twitter (Click!)

2011-04-02T03:53:00.001+08:00

Act cute max.

2011-04-01T00:03:00.002+08:00

Heheeee April fool's today!

Did you get tricked?

I didn't since I was sleeping the whole day :P

If you've forgotten today's 1st April, you're really a fool!

2011-03-31T04:19:00.026+08:00

29th March to 31th March's chalet!

March 29th - Day 1 of chalet.

Tell you what I did on 29th LOL!!

I was awake all the while as you can see that on my 29th's blogpost.

(My previous entry before this)

Haha around 6:45am I sat MRT from Commonwealth all the way to Pasir Ris MRT

to find Mary & Wanting to eat breakfast since I was bored at home.

The whole journey to Pasir Ris was filled with stares since I bought rabbit along.

Heheh we ate at Ananas Cafe nearby the MRT.

I ate meesiam, you can see what they've consumed in the pictures.

Then we bought Mr Bean's taohuay back to chalet!

LOLOL Wanting didn't know MrBean was just behind her..

Went back and slept happily from 10am to 7pm.

Till we got woke up by Wanting

since the rest was about to reach by this timing already.

Went down to play the super cheap arcade & the soccer thing while waiting for them.

The rest: Jiamin Cheesiang Evan Weehaw Yanlin Irene Xuewen.

The moment Xuewen came, she started attacking me with words!!

Cause I came to the chalet at 7am when we were meeting at 4pm supposedly!

Instead I left her behind w/ Jiamin & Cheesiang to meet at 4pm instead!

I sincerely apologise T_T.

Kk must move on.

Played poker cards while the rest were doing their own things..

Like laughing boisterously at fat people falling down (Video on youtube)

See Irene carefully at the first picture lol wtf.

I laughed like mad at this photo.

Lol another picture of them laughing.

I think I didn't get to use my phone all the while.

They were hogging onto my phone watching videos till it went low battery.

LOL.

The rest I mentioned earlier ate before they came

while Mary & Wanting & myself didn't!

So we went off to eat along w/ Evan since he wanted to eat more.

Settled @ Xinwang cafe @ Whitesands shopping centre for dinner!

Lol Wanting's mixed rice tasted like crap.

Okay not crap, actually it was tasteless but luckily got the sambal chili. ^_^

HAHA the curry I ordered had two pork chops inside!

One was like rubber though.

Very hard to chew plus meat got stuck inside my teeth.

Abit pig hor we all.

You see the above 2 picts, lolol @ all the empty plates!!

Wanted to look for supper to buy back to chalet but..

ALL THE DAMN SHOPS SELLING FOOD WERE CLOSED :(

Anyway Evan bought HelloKitty candy tattoo at 7-11.

Heheh kk this concludes our trip to white sands.

March 30th - Day 2 of chalet.

Went back to chalet like 12am!

Played with the HelloKitty tattoo thing Evan bought.

So here's Irene showing you her HK ^_^!

Xuewen cracked a joke about pasting the HK tattoo at armpits too.

Wtf.

Irene/Yanlin dancing like mad.

Dancing to Hoot, RunDevilRun & BadGirlGoodGirl and a lot of others.

Lol when Hoot was playing, Irene danced BGGG to Hoot's music.

Well actually not just Hoot,

Irene simply danced BGGG's moves to any other songs.

Xuewen even video-ed it down!! (y)

But when Irene was dancing to Hoot not the BGGG style hor!

(When dancing the real steps)

Totally fail lor, not into it de! Mei you huo li!

She was imitating Taeyeon after YanLin refreshed her memory for the moves.

The "nun kkamppak hal sai nŏ tto CHECK IT OUT!"

Hahahah it's in my mind now!

She was dancing like a zoom-bie. (Zombie)

We sang like mad also.

Lol changing songs like every minute, singing together w/ Irene's ipod.

"Ru guo ni yuan yi yi ceng yi ceng di buo kai wo de xin~"

Imitated Ris Low / Phua Chu Kang.

It shouts ME!!

Boomz!

Yerrow (Yellow)

Str str str str... tragedy! (Strategy)

I rohno. ( I don't know)

Very itchy throughout the night lor!! My face/neck very itchy.

Wanting leg very itchy also, here's a pict to illustrate.

Wooohooo pig leg!! LOL.

Around 7am, YanLin and me went inside room to report the news.

7am show on channel 8 kk.

"Di yi dao yang guang, di yi shou zi xun.

Zao an ni hao, wo shi qiqi, wo shi yuanyuan"

LOL.

Around 7:30am, I went for breakfast w/ Mary, Wanting & Evan & Weehaw.

The rest were already soundly sleeping.

Lol saw one cat at the bus stop.

Super professional in the "play dead" move hahah.

Wanting was scaring the cat off the road

cause it was dangerous but we ended up finding out it's talent.

It was really cute.

We had Yakun at Whitesands for breakfast!

I wanna eat yakun like now T_T

I also bought KFC's porridge back to chalet after my yakun meal.

WOOHOO!

We went back to chalet to watch tv, bathe etc.

There was no place to sleep / uncomfortable to sleep.

Evan's sleeping position/style very annoying LOL.

Pict above is just somewhat an example.

His ass very eye catching hor.

Pop out, cannot share bed one.

Till around 12pm when Xuewen and Irene had to prepare to go SP.

We took their sleeping spots and slept happily ^_^.

They went to Singapore Polytechnic for some orientation briefing.

Heheh they were going to Queensway after the lame orientation

so I asked them to buy tea leaf eggs & contact lens solution for me!

Thanks ah! :D

When everyone was back like around 7pm (I had no idea wtf they doing, was asleep)

All of us went down to the basketball court to play basketball.

Me & Xuewen didn't play though.

Lol it was like war.

So despo for one ball LOL.

Kk went back up to chalet while the rest went Downtown East to play.

The rest: Mary Wanting Weehaw Irene Evan.

Watched TV till like 12am till the rest came back!

Hehehe 12am = day 3 liao kk.

March 31th - Day 3 of chalet.

Everyone gathered in the room, played true or dare!

I swear throughout playing the game,

Wanting kept whacking Weehaw like mad everytime he says a thing.

But bo bian Weehaw very qian da.

I understand :p

It became dare or dare when true was getting repetitious/uninteresting.

Questions aren't that interesting cause nothing comes to mind!

Wanting knocked Xuewen's forehead.

Y U NO BANG HARDER!!

Both pain yi xia mah!

Then comes all the kissing..

Wanting kissed Mary.

The best part was the other way round when Mary kissed Wanting!!

LOLOL instead of kissing, Mary blew air on her face. (It made a farting sound)

Evan kissed Jiamin's hand with sound!

I kissed Irene's leg with my hand. Lol.

Cheesiang kissed Jiamin on the cheeks I think!

Jiamin very bu yuan yi LOL!!

Cause at first is mouth de, but ended up cheeks.

Yanlin kissed Jiamin's mouth directly!!

WOAH I LIKE!!

Very bold HAHA.

I want to see encore like now!! LOL.

Heard Evan sing ringdingdong! Woah act yi ge pronounce properly!

He sang like without mistake leh!

If it was me, my version would be

"Babehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ni gei ta mama yi ge babehhhhhhhh."

HAHA.

LOL!! Jiamin danced to ringdingdong as well wor!!

Fucking funny I tell you!!

Each and everyone of us LAUGHED LIKE MAD. (I SWEAR)

She was super awkward lor!!

We even asked for an encore!! Okay la I started begging for encore first hehe!

BUT she did danced another time (Y)

I imitated Jiamin's dance steps after she taught me how to dance!

As a dare, but not really a dare lor!

It was fucking funnyyyyy T_T!!

LOL!!

Mary danced also!! HAHA.

Sorry sorry's dance move plus crazy head shaking learnt from me!

Another super awkward one! ^^

Errrrr then Mary did bboy with Irene's guidance.

HAHA first you must wear sarong.

Sarong = cover yourself with blanket.

Then you do a handstand with all your might.

LOLOL. I did one too!

Irene taught me Miss A's "Breathe" dance steps.

I sat down using those steps, moved towards Wanting like crazy. Lol.

Another dare was Wanting moves towards me like dog liddat. Really.

Here's somewhat an example.. LOL!!

Then you know hor.. those idols/celebrities eating long pocky sticks on TV

To let them indirectly kiss/get intimate.

We used seaweed as a replacement.

Tore it into a nice a long piece somemore woah!

We put the seaweed in our mouth and started munching towards each other lol.

I did it with Evan while Jiamin did it with Cheesiang.

All the guys took turns and lied down in the center

for everyone to whack once as a dare using a water bottle.

I was very happy when it was Cheesiang's turn!

Hahah not going to lie!

We used the super big bottle to whack him. (Y)

I wasn't at my full strength lor, but I did hit as hard as I could.

Reason: I was starving T_T~

Wanting even hit Cheesiang till the bottle rebounded lmao!!

By the way, I didn't hit Evan & Weehaw hor!!
Like knock the bottle on them only.
I was in a very gentle mode.
LOL wtf but Cheesiang's an exception la HAHA.

The next dare was drawing on Weehaw as said by Xuewen.

Errrrrr hellokitty or pikachu?

LOL. It looked exactly like pikachu when it didn't have the ribbon.

And here's the completed version.

Happy washing all the drawings away man.

LOLOL.

Went to Pasirris park after the game!

Played w/ swings, talked there etc.

Went back to chalet to eat up all of the leftovers!

Meatballs, bacon, ham and...

No chalet's perfect without Maggie Mee so here's Weehaw eating!

WOOHOOO.

We were packing up to check out for chalet..

so there were leftover macaronis so Mary did this.

Want people in the room still asleep/lazing to step on it when they come out.

I think JiaMin stepped on it.

LOL.

Checked out at 10am and we went Whitesands for breakfast.

Lol ate at the what Manhattan fish market.

Fish market = fish kk. Typical yi ge.

Took bus home after that w/ WeeHaw YanLin Evan Irene JiaMin CheeSiang

So here's weehaw on bus LOL.

I'll depict what he wanted to convey to you guys okie!!

First picture: Muah!

Second picture: ^_^!

Partial photo credits to Jiamin for this blog post! ;)

It was fun while the whole chalet lasted.

Time really flies when you're having fun!

Even though you were there and I really detest you.

I think I've shown it quite obvious thruout these 3 days, it'd be dubious if you can't tell!

I don't think it's just me that was giving you attitude, others too.

You just don't know when to stop, but that's just you I guess.

Haha I think my hate for you just increased tenfold.

Ng Chee Siang :)

2011-03-29T06:09:00.002+08:00

Fat girl doing hand stand.
Bet this pict was taken in a flash then she goes slamming flat down on the floor.
Cuz her clothes doesn't even come up!!Or her clothes too tight?
LOL.

I should ask Irene to do this during the chalet. WOOHOO!!

2011-03-28T03:08:00.005+08:00

Random thought of Lowell's ahma rubbing her stomach when we (Evan, Irene, XW)

were playing mahjong that day at Lowell's house!

She walked in the room and starting staring at us lying on bed after we ended mahjong-ing,

then she took her pajamas up and started to rub her own stomach.

Like for no reason?

Look at us will get stomachache ah LOL.

Errr random max sia she.

Don't know intended or unintended sia.

LOL like purposely wanna test if we'll laugh anot.

Whatthefuck!!